Sloppy celery?

Alright here's the deal, I was hungry and I thought eating some veggies with some ranch dip would be pretty tasty.
I love celery so I decided to get some for this little feast...only to find out that it's all sloppy? Wtf happened? You guys ever seen soft..sloppy celery before? Is it still good to eat? I tasted it and it seems fine.. the consistency is just a little sketchy though.
:)

soft like soggy?

ah yes..
floppy celery syndrome

Yea kindda soggy.
It's like a piece of licorice, ya know?

Anyway I always ate the whole thing anyway.. wasn't bad at all. :cool:

ew,,,,,, i wouldnt have ate it soggy celery is only good in soups

You know.. sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do. :)
Soup does sound pretty delicious though..

oh yea, some good chicken noodle soup,,, EW ya know they made a rap song about chicken noodle soup? its by like webstar and the ying yang twins or something like that,,, its pretty funny but really gay

I wouldn't eat it. Celery is supposed to stay a little crisp even when it's been cooked a bit. Soggy celery sounds like the moisture in the stalk is leaving and collecting on the outside. The only thing I can think of other than salt is old age or some other chemical reaction. Celery is cheap. Chuck it and get some fresh. Also, how was it stored? Was it in an air tight bag, or loosely wrapped and what type of bag material? I keep picturing rotten soggy celery in a plastic zip lock bag. Doesn't sound very tasty at all.

yes, well.. it hasn't hit your system yet.
please let us know if you drop dead...
oh wait, that won't work...

and here is your useless piece of celery information for the day:

In making movies, sound artists break celery stalks into a microphone to represent the sound of breaking bones.

bones!!!!!!!!!!!! cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D