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today i was sitting there smoking a nice blunt looking at the wrapper and noticed it said on the side "remove plastic tubing before use"..... that tells me that some idiot has tried smoking it whilst the blunt wrap was still wrapped around the plastic tube lol
It baffles me how stupid and simple minded the human race can be, the other day I had a packet of Peanuts and it had a disclaimer saying : BEWARE, CONTENTS MAY CONTAIN A TRACE OF NUTS.......erm I was kinda hoping for that......:thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyAKABob
haha! we are animals at heart
yeah i once got an email sayiong all the stupid warnings on stuff, the only one i remember is on some japanese chainsaw it said: warning: do not turn on and operate near groin. stupid people...
Yeah, that could be bad news......:(Quote:
Originally Posted by 4gan2ja0
Yeah they're rather silly, but in a culture of "i'll sue anyone's ass" the corporations have to protect themselves. McShittyburger have "CAUTION:HOT" on their coffee cups because someone sued them for getting burnt by the "hot" drink. (the clue's in the title stupid!).
The nuts thing is due to a UK piece of legislation that came in about 10-15 years ago due to people with nut allergies eating something that had a nut trace and blew up like a balloon and exploded, so stupid govt dicks decided, ALL food items must contain warning! Even nuts! It's just all completely NUTS!
The stupidity of humanity never ceases to baffle me. You know the cannabis plant is fuckin' "illegal"? Yeah, they'll fuckin' kidnap you and steal from you if they catch you with it.
Hahahaha, that reminds of the time I went to north california. We stopped in this little snack shop and upon looking at the chocolate cookies I noticed two store made signs saying: Chocolate Chip Cookies WITH nuts and Chocolate Chip Cookies WITHOUT nuts. I picked up a package of the "WITHOUT nuts" and read the label. The same disclaimer was on there, (as it is with nearly everything), so I mentioned it to the counter person as a joke, ya know. The guy turned so pale he offered me to keep the package for free. I was like woah I was just kidding I'm not gonna sue you man. :thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by buddymyfriend
There is a book titled after a sign in a hostel in South East Asia, called:
"No Shitting In The Toilet."
My mates brother has got one of those Darth Vader masks that changes yer voice so ya sound like him. On the side, in really small lettering, it says 'this helmet does not offer protection whilst riding a motorcycle.'
Well fuck me sideways.