stoner 'senior' moments

yknow how some old ppl do unreasonable dumb things.. that are called senior moments?.. well, I find that shit happens 2 me when I'm stoned, and my friends do it too..

a few days ago I was smoking out of my friends bubbler.. an I put it down on its side (its bigger then a minibong, not meant 2 b put down on its side) but the water didnt spill out luckily, but it was weird.. cuz I didnt even notice I did it till after then was like 'shit' and didnt say anything.. just kind of sat there ackwardly, lol

another 1 was when I was riding around on a bike, an I crashed into a friend.. something I've never done b4, it was weird tho, cuz I just didnt realize it

any1 have some stories 2 tell about your dumb moments?

Well a little while back i had made some weed brownies and over at my buddies place and ended up crashing over there for the night. Well I wake up and realize im going to be late for work, so i quickly go to the kitchen to get something to eat. Seeing a fresh tray of brownies on the table and being tired/dumb/hungover, ate 3 of them completely forgeting they were the weed brownies. I only remembered they were weed brownies after i got to work. Boy did i feel stupid, but it was one of the best days at work i've ever had.

one time a couple of friends and i were toking outside and we were all very blazed. then what i didn't know at the time was a lizard- out of nowhere- scurries up inside one of the legs of my pants and starts attacking me. i thought it would maybe go away eventually because i didn't want to see what was attacking me and i didn't want to believe that something was attacking me. but it kept on attacking me, so i finally said something but my friends didn't believe me. so then i tried to roll up my jeans to see what it was...but i just couldn't figure out how to get the fucker off of me because i was so stoned. my friend had to help me out after he realized i wasn't joking. he grabbed it and chucked it. :D

When i was younger i had my dads bike, which was way too big for me, and it had a speedo. Well my old house was at the bottom off a hill and i went down it, went round the corner and straight into a prickle bush at 30 mph. It didnt even hurt, i just got up and everything was normal.. That's probably the most stupid thing i've ever done when stoned, apart from falling into a river.

once got stoned. like you now when u first start smoking stoned...walking with the bendy legs and the cotton mouth and the sun shines sooooo hard. well anyway i walked into a shop and fell over the get well soon card stand and pulled a shelf off its supports and all the maryland biscuits fell on me......complete trainwreak

A few weeks ago me and a friend were smoking in my truck during a really heavy rain storm. About a minute after I started driving away my friend says "aren't you going to turn on the wipers?" I said "oh, I was wondering why everything was so blurry". :D

We hot boxed my mom's bathroom one day, and I decided to sit in a laundry basket because my friend was in the shower and my other friend was on the toilet and i really wanted to sit. So I'm sittin', yanno, chillin' and talking to my friend and all of a sudden I FALL OVER and ended up scraping my leg on the counter in front of me. Keep in mind the bathroom is no more then 7ft x 10ft. VERY small. That made me feel uber stupid.

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Originally Posted by chisme

once got stoned. like you now when u first start smoking stoned...walking with the bendy legs and the cotton mouth and the sun shines sooooo hard. well anyway i walked into a shop and fell over the get well soon card stand and pulled a shelf off its supports and all the maryland biscuits fell on me......complete trainwreak

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Chris, you should email me your number.

Sorry I can't think of any moments rite now.... :(