Well, its 4.54am... (includes spider story)
and Ive jus got back from 4:20'ing it in the kitchen. What can I say, I roll big spliffs :rasta: technically it was actually 4.49am when I finished, but a fucking HUGE spider came out and I had to kill it. I mean, this thing was big. One of those jet black house spiders (fellow Brits will know what I mean... they come out this time of year) it was. Saw it out the corner of my eye trying to get to the back door. I tried to squash it with a shoe, but i fucking missed. That, or it jumped, Im too stoned to tell :confused:
scared the goddam shit outta me. Anyway Ill carry on. It went between a crack in the back door and the floor, and the only thing that would fit in that gap was a knife. I knifed the fucker. I fished it out with the knife after I gave it a good stabbing, and its now placed under a glass (which has a shoe on top to keep it from coming back to life and escaping... Ive had cockroaches do the same, im not making the same mistake with any fucking insect/bug/thing again!) so everyone can see how big it is.
Im so proud of my kill :)
Ill try and take a piccy of it in the morning and post it later if my dad will get the camera out before he goes work.
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cool, sounds fun. i love trying to battle insects that find their way into my room. its always a battle of wits. lol i suck
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I fuckin love spiders, I caught 3 black widows and a 2 fat tarantula's (these crazy fuckers would attack anything you put near them) in the corner's of the warehouse where I used to work.
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Every now and then ill have a show down with a fly that really bugs me. Its much better challenge to try and get it mid-air
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:stoned: lol u own. I've had countless high battles with different bugs. The best is a big thick pile of ants being stomped out..
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bigass mutant cockroches prove to be the best combantents in my experience.you can fight those fuckers off with machetes.
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Originally Posted by james420
bigass mutant cockroches prove to be the best combantents in my experience.you can fight those fuckers off with machetes.
I find that using a katana works just as well.
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Originally Posted by couch-potato
I find that using a katana works just as well.
i should try that lol
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u should try taking up a prifession in the field...like an extermenator or something?...i never 'knifed" a spider on my hands and knees in a crack in my kitchen floor...lol...being as lazy as i am...i would thrown something at it, probally missing it and then watch as it ran away...then i woulda proceeded to eat some doritos :D
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Man, spiders are cool. I do understand why you'd kill the fucker though, I do it all the time. :thumbsup:
Fucking widows keep making nests under the house, everytime I spot one it gets intense. I say if they disturb the area, they get stepped on by the bigger ones. They do a terrific job at keeping other unwanted bugs away, but they also do a terrific job at being a creepy ass bug!
Actually now that I think of it..spiders do have 8 legs. They are creepy ass little animal buggers!