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I had randomly decided to grow some weed in the meadow behind my house. It wasn't a very serious attempt; I just threw some seeds in the ground and left them. Now, pretty much no one goes in this field. I go out there a couple times a day to walk my dogs, and I've only seen a couple people in there (not in the area of the plant) like 3 or 4 times since I've lived here (like 7 or so years now).
Well, suprisingly one of the seeds grew, not very big, though. I would go out and check on it like once every other day at the most. It had been several months and it showed no signs of flowering so I figured it was a male anyways, but like I said it wasnt a serious attempt, and I know shit about growing, so i didnt care. Well, a couple weeks ago I was out there walking my dogs and decided to check on the plant, and one of my dogs gets into a fucking bee's nest, and all three of us are attacked by bees. So we fucking book out of the field as fast as we can, and I haven't been back to check on the plant since (I am terrified of bees, not to mention allergic) so it's a been a good 2-3 weeks since I checked on it.
I finally talked myself into going over there today, and I walk over to the spot and the PLANT IS FUCKING GONE. Just GONE. I know that it's the right spot and everything. I told no one about this plant, either. This field is huge, too, I cant imagine anyone finding it unless they were looking for it. I just dont know what happened.
The second story is about how god punished me for getting high at work the other day. It was the first time I decided to smoke before work, and I was pretty high, too. So I go in there, and first of all my manager is there who is almost never around, so that sucks. I dont really look all that high though, except for droopy eyes which I just blamed on lack of sleep.
So, I'm going about my business (I work at the deli in a Shoppers) when my boss walks up to me and whispers something to me. She sounds all urgent, and it took me a couple minutes to realize that she said "Health department is here." Now, I get semi-easily paranoid when I'm high, so immediately I start thinking about how it would be fucked up If something I did got everyone in trouble, so I start cleaning like crazy, which of course makes me laugh. So now the health inspector is like 3 yards away, and I'm cleaning the same spot for 5 minutes, giggling my ass off.
So a bit later in the day, this old lady walks up to the deli and she's looking down, and I ask if she needs help with anything. Well, she doesn't respond, and I fucking hate when customers do that so I get annoyed, and I think in my head, "what're you deaf?"
Which of course, she is. And also mute.
So I'm high as hell, and she's trying to explain to me what she wants with fucking hand signals, which of course brings to my attentions that SHE ONLY HAS ONE HAND. The other hand stops right under the knuckles and then forms a cone shape. That is a fucked up thing to see when you're stoned off your ass. So she's tries to write down what she wants, but with only one hand to use and nothing to lean on? God, I could barely make it out.
And so this douche bag deli teacher that is working with us now who thinks he's better than all of us, comes over and is like, "Can I help you with anything, ma'am?" And since she can't see him she doesnt say anything, and he walks over to her side and sees her hand-stump thing, and very noticeably jumps. Like 2 feet over. I was about to die trying not to laugh.
2 Crazy Stories (longish read)
That's some funny stories there, too bad for your plant though.
2 Crazy Stories (longish read)
story #1 someone probally stole it...if i saw a plant growing out in the open id dig that fucker up and take it home to :D or maybe something ate it...i seen deer consume most of a plant before...and belive me i was pissed off...
story #2 when u die your going to hell....
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Is it possible you trampled your plant when running from the bees?
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Trampling my plant while running from bees would seriously be the most tragic fucking thing ever. But, no, I didn't. I had already walked a bit away from it before we started running.
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Originally Posted by dryst
story #1 someone probally stole it...if i saw a plant growing out in the open id dig that fucker up and take it home to :D or maybe something ate it...i seen deer consume most of a plant before...and belive me i was pissed off...
I would steal it, too, probably, but the thing is I never ever see anyone going back there, and it is a seriously HUGE field.
A deer, or some kind of animal, eating it was my guess, too. There are tons of animals out there. This is why I'm pro hunting ;)
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Yeah, your plant got stolen, or an animal ate it. A deer once ate all 3 of Black Dominia plants, and left my one, standing alone Afghan, that I later accidently killed. Talk about being pissed off! :p
And when we die, we're all going to hell, so I'll see you there. ;)
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Wow dude were you high when this happen or are you high now?
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Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
And when we die, we're all going to hell, so I'll see you there. ;)
Oh, yeah, I'm saving seats.
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Originally Posted by cuziwashigh420
Wow dude were you high when this happen or are you high now?
I was high during the second story.