Not just any other cop story

So last night, my homey and I were chillin with these two chicks. Turns out they both took X so I was like whatev, ya know, I didn't really give a shit. So they are seriously trippin out, like orgamsing and shit. One of em yelling I CAN'T BREATHE! Whcih was unnerving for a bit. I try to turn my car on (dads) since mine was getting fixed. Me and my are homey are ripped. "Dude! Theres a cop behind us!!" Oh fuck, I told everyone to chill out and that I would go talk to him. He said we weren't alowed to park there after 11 pm. I walk to his car and he gets out and I tell him the battery is dead expecting him to help, but he doesnt and decides to sit behind us for 20 minutes unil I come back and say we have no jumper cables, he ends up leaving, weird. By now, these chicks and seriosuly losing it while me and my call for help. The girls end up leaving, and my old friend from hs drives by and helps. We get jumped and try to make the jouney to krispy kreme. Its closed. Tight. We get back ni town, have some cigs and call it a GREAT night haha. Keep smokin.