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By smashed i mean under any influence Coke/Weed/Meth/ex/crack/heorion etc...
The dumbest thing i ever did was probably when i got drunk with a cousin and a friend.. We got so fucked up we were running up and down the roads screaming wee... I still dont remember saying that.. but thats what it said in the police report... :|
I used to have this shitty place in the bad part of town when I was 17. It was pretty much a party house, and I managed to live there for 3months, with only paying $85 in rent. :p Anyways, I had this plaster mushroom that weighs about 100lbs, I still have it, and one night, we were all tripping on shrooms and I take my lighter fluid, and spray it all over the mushroom. I proceed to to light, inside of my house. This was in a basement suite too, and the heat from the flames, melted some of the roof. I was so high spraying lighter fluid on it while it was fire. The place was blue with thick smoke for hours. Yes, I know, very dumb. :o
Same place, different night, we were drinking heavily and whenever someone would pass out, I would light a firework, inside or outside, and blast them with it. It wouldn't burn them and all you could feel was like, sharp pricks from the sparks. I'd light them anywhere and everywhere. Even when someone was passed out with their head in the toilet. I'd light it up! :p
oh god so many things mainly pissed though.
when i was younger i was out partying one night and after about a half ounce of bud and two cases of beer, me and my buddy broke into a house and stole nothing but about 40 LARGE fireworks and set them off in the middle of the road in a very rich neighborhood at 3 in the morning.
also, trying to order food at the drive through at micdonalds, while peaking on very strong blotter, with no car.
Just a few weeks ago while drunk n stoned and after a a blue murder arguement with my g/f.....
I slammed the front door of my house (glass might i add) after she stormed out only to realise my own strength.:( To cut a long story short I had to call the insurance company to rape my pockets to repair the door, explain the damage to my dear old mum, pull the glass from bloody bare feet, buy a bunch of flowersfor not only my g/f (for the way i drunkenly behaved) but also for my mother for the damaged door, and apologise to the cat for shittin her up......she's getting on......poor girl.
What a doofus
Peace
Buddy:cool:
ughh.. ive broken into an abandoned skool that had fucking dust everywher it was dirty.. wen ud walk u would be lik eatin dust... and iunno me and my friends lighted fireworks at each other while we were trip[ping out bad.. one of my friends had to go to the hosptial cuz he got hit in the face LOL but hes okay now.. :D
Dang I hate fireworks!!! My lil brother blew his face up with a firework (pissing about with it) while drunk. Thought he was gonna need plastic surgery. It's amazing how the body heals itself!Quote:
Originally Posted by litoz22
I think the dumbest thing ive done while smashed is walking home with a friend after a killer party and we really wanted to smoke. I really wanted to hotbox something so we checked some cars to see if anywere unlocked, well we found an unlocked minivan, got in, lit up a blunt and hotboxed it. After we were done we just left roach on the dashboard.
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Originally Posted by buddymyfriend
damn that sux, but yee my friend doesnt ahve that much of a scar.. jus a lil.. not even noticable.. i forgot another stupid shit i did...Okay,, so my friend had stolen a car... ford explorer 2005...he had it for about 2 weeks untill we fucked up.. we all got high n drunk.. this is wen we broke into the abandoned skool.. n broke the windows.. so we ended up lveing the skool whiel were high n drunk(which ill never do again, im against drinking n driving now, i dun care abotu smoking n driving but ye) and we ended up crashing the car into a hydro pole in a main intersection...the front end was lik fucknig done, and the car wouldnt turn on ne more and oil was going everywhere... ppl stopped n asked if we were okay... one of my friends had hit his head on the side of the window cuz he wasnt wearin a seatbelt, but i was smrat n was wearin it, i jus left with a bruise same with the others... but we ended up running from the scene... taking the bus bak home and seeing copz cars come by us while we were waitin for the bus... i was pissing my pants but it was funni, we ended up smoking a blunt right after that to lol