When I'm High/If I'm Sober

So, I started this little topic so everyone can post the differences between when they're high and uhhh IF they're sober, hehe. I'll Start it off

- When I'm high, I have an attention span that actually allows me to sit and watch an entire movie.
- If I'm sober, I'll get bored of the movie 20 minutes into it, and want to stop it/change the channel.
(I have like...ADD, though, lol)

- When I'm high, I can make up my mind as to what I want to do. Whether it be, do I want to listen to this song, read this book, do this chore, write this story, make this picture, etc etc.
- If I'm sober, I pretty much just sit and stare at stationary objects procrastinating the entire time as to which thing I'm gonna do. And about 40 minutes later, I realize I won't be doing any of it, and just turn on the tv or turn on a song or something.

- When I'm high, my stomach doesn't hurt at all, and I actually get hungry enough to eat.
- If I'm sober, my stomach hurts almost all the time because of my gastroenteritis and I can go the entire day without eating a thing.

- When I'm high, whatever it is I'm doing at the moment seems to fly by and before I know it the work is done.
- If I'm sober, the work just drags on and on and on because all I can think about is how incredibly boring it is.

- When I'm high and I work out, I don't feel the "burn" at all in my muscles. Instead, my entire body just starts feeling very warm in the spots that usually burn, but they don't feel tired or sore. And, when I'm high, I have more of an endurance and can go longer without feeling tired.
- If I'm sober, I get tired a lot more quickly and afterwards I always feel jello-ey and tired.


I have a lot more, but these are just a few examples to get this topic started!:thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by Gothen

- When I'm high, my stomach doesn't hurt at all, and I actually get hungry enough to eat.
- If I'm sober, my stomach hurts almost all the time because of my gastroenteritis and I can go the entire day without eating a thing.

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Me too, except I don't have gastroenteritis

When im high: I think i can solve all the world problems, I kinda get a save the world complex and try to figure out the madness.

When im sober:I dont really give a shizz, I know theres nothing i can do to change anything.

When I am high I care about even small things like a spider that got trapped in my modem.

When I'm sober even things like 9/11, Katrina, and Asian Earthquake don't even approach touching on my emotions. I could care less.

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Originally Posted by FeastonThisSHITT

When I am high I care about even small things like a spider that got trapped in my modem.

When I'm sober even things like 9/11, Katrina, and Asian Earthquake don't even approach touching on my emotions. I could care less.

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whoa!! now thats honesty:dance:

Actualy I have more correct wording for that.

When I am high I am good.

When I am sober I am prime evil.