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Men are like....
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ......
They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.Bananas ....... The
older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders You
need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for
your hips.
6. Men are like ....Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores .....
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara . They
usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They
satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You
never know when they're coming, how many inches
you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .Lava Lamps .... Fun
to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots
.......... All the good ones are taken, the rest
are handicapped.
hahahaha this was to funny not to share :D:D
and remember its just for fun ;)
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Haha, that's funnyy, I must admit.
Ouch though :p
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:D funny stuff... presented in such a tactful manner too! I love it, thanks Ammie.
Some people could learn a thing or two from you about posting on a forum!
Thanks for sharing.
Bob.
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Men are like blenders..hahah. So true :(
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Originally Posted by BobBong
:D funny stuff... presented in such a tactful manner too! I love it, thanks Ammie.
Some people could learn a thing or two from you about posting on a forum!
Thanks for sharing.
Bob.
Thanks BB just being myself ;)
Some men are like banana's hahahahahaha :D:D
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can i order a couple of the # 7's please?
do you take credit card?
LOVE :)
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Originally Posted by MaryJaneScott
can i order a couple of the # 7's please?
do you take credit card?
LOVE :)
hahahaha Indeed!! we also take check,money orders, and foodstamps :D:D
Now everyone can have there very own number 7 w00000t:dance:
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I'm like a bag of #10.
I satisfy you over...and over...and over... and over...
:D
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Women Are Like
...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.
...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.
...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.
...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.
...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.
...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
Take that Ammie! ;)
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Originally Posted by WeedGremblin
Women Are Like
...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
OH!! thats so not true. Im Always Hawk and I most def always have a cold beer :D
]HA so take that to the bank weed :p
