im sick of my avatar,suggestions?

Im tired of my avatar, it hasnt provoked the pro-american flag-wavin, cowboy hat-wearin, gun-totin fundamentalist christian nutcase onslaught i hoped it would. Maybe they've grown, or maybe thier too stupid to be offended. Either way, seeing's how im artistically talentless im asking people here to do me a massive favor and pick a suitable avatar for me. if all goes well ill pick the one i like most and the winner will recieve something from me in the post, a prize or something i havnt decided yet. thanks in advance to anyone who can be bothered to do this. if you dont know me and want to get a better understanding of who i am most of my posts are on the old message boards. cheers.


pills.

I have no idea what's going on.

maybe because its not funny but i dunno...