My Testing Experience - Hints & Tips

Got a drug test tomorrow @ LabCorp and I wanted to share my experience with you guys. Maybe it'll help someone and hey, if you got any tips, hook a sista up!

First I was gonna order some QF 4.0, after seeing everybody rave about it. But I was lucky enough to find someone to piss in a cup for me. So I'm gonna get it from them tonight and put it in the freezer to keep it fresh. In the morning, I plan on thawing it out and keeping it warm via microwave. I've got some handwarmers left over from winter, and I'm thinking bout taping one or two to the container and then shoving it into my ample bosom to keep warm. (I doubt they're gonna ask me to undress) The only thing that worries me is that I've gotta travel to the place since I don't drive so I'm REALLY concerned about keeping it warm but not too hot. To cover my ass, I'm gonna pee in the container they give me first to get the temp strip to the right temp, then dump that into the toilet, THEN pour the good shit in. WHEW, gonna have to move fast....

SO what do u guys think? Am I good? Oh, and I'll be sure to let u know how it goes.


Fuck the tree. Some good ganja grows in Brooklyn. :rasta:

My cousin has a drug test, her first test came back " dilluted" after I bought her some XXtra clean for women .. She only smoked on Fridays, and all I had was danky lambs bread chronic, its been 18 days since since she smoked she only smoked a few friday nights before like once a week , you think she is clean now ?? 18 days and she is about 5 foot and 105 lbs..

stop posting in everyones elses threads about your cousin. make up your own damn post about it.

Just heard the news....I PASSED. WooHoo!!!! Sooo happy cuz this is for a great job. Substitution is definitely the way to go. Thanks so much Cannabis.com.


Gonna celebrate and smoke a fatty tonight. :dance:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by BrooklynDiva

Got a drug test tomorrow @ LabCorp and I wanted to share my experience with you guys. Maybe it'll help someone and hey, if you got any tips, hook a sista up!

First I was gonna order some QF 4.0, after seeing everybody rave about it. But I was lucky enough to find someone to piss in a cup for me. So I'm gonna get it from them tonight and put it in the freezer to keep it fresh. In the morning, I plan on thawing it out and keeping it warm via microwave. I've got some handwarmers left over from winter, and I'm thinking bout taping one or two to the container and then shoving it into my ample bosom to keep warm. (I doubt they're gonna ask me to undress) The only thing that worries me is that I've gotta travel to the place since I don't drive so I'm REALLY concerned about keeping it warm but not too hot. To cover my ass, I'm gonna pee in the container they give me first to get the temp strip to the right temp, then dump that into the toilet, THEN pour the good shit in. WHEW, gonna have to move fast....

SO what do u guys think? Am I good? Oh, and I'll be sure to let u know how it goes.


Fuck the tree. Some good ganja grows in Brooklyn. :rasta:

---

sounds like a good plan to me:)

Trust me.

Labcorp doesn't fuck around. I tried that. Literally I was only in there for 10 seconds and they said get out, didn't have enough of a sample. Made me wait an hour to retest. Luckily I had a plan B, but more likely than not I failed.

I want to use a racial term to describe what a bitch that lady was.

That's awesome that you passed. I never thought about pissing in a cup, letting the temperature register, then subbing. Genius. I always took the "keep the subbed piss warm" approach.

I feel you thcbongman. I was in there like two seconds and the chick was like, if u can't go right now then u'll have to come out. It was ridiculous. Even if I wasn't subbing I wouldn't of had enough time. I only managed to get my clothes down and pee my urine into the cup before she knocked. And I was already rushing like crazy. So I put the cup on the back of the toilet to bring it up to temp while I pulled my pants back up. Poured my urine in the toilet, grabbed a bottle out my boobs, and poured it in. She knocked again saying the same crap. (I had actually bought 2 2-oz bottles with me, was only able to use one in the time given but luckily it was enough.) So I started saying how I was just fixing my clothes, but ok I'll fasten my belt and stuff out there (this gave me a lil' extra time to stuff the bottle back in.) And I really hadn't had time to fasten my belt so it looked authentic as I stood there fixing my clothes. I made small talk about wearing less complicated clothes next time while I signed the papers (my hands were shaking!)and she was like yeah, we only give people a certain amount a time. Which I already knew to be 4 mins, but I wasn't gonna argue that she only gave me like 2. So...That was the story of my drug test. Hope everybody's goes as well, just with less nerves involved.:)

Oh and thcbongman, forget about the racial slur thing. We had similar experiences and I bet if we compared notes, we dealt with 2 different races of people. Trust me babe, stupid bitches come in all colors. and both sexes.;)

What was your plan B, btw Thcbongman?

Oh, and thanx Doc. I actually got the idea to let my urine register the temp in the cup first from one of the threads on here. It might have been Damon. I'm still a newbie to this site but he seems to be one of the resident "know-it-alls", in a good way. I had a ways to travel to the lab site, so I was really concerned about the temp. Plus, my hand warmers from last winter didn't work anymore. So knowing that tip was a blessing.

xxtra clean worked for me after not smokin for 4 days