"A SPOT OF BLOOD AS BIG AS MY TV"

HAHA, Funny story (but Shity story at the same time)

So i recently moved from Rochester Mn to LaCrosse Wi for School.
i invited a few buddies down for the weekend to go to sum keggers,
well we got WAY fucked up! and i took a girl to my house, then we were guna go back to the party but we were to drunk to drive so i left my house and walked back to a party and started drinking again..
she comes up to me and asks me to walk her to her house cause we didnt drive so im like ok,
well we she got lost and couldnt find her house so we walked around for ever, im bare foot cause i lost my shoes at the party. she finds her house, we say our good by's and i ask here "Hey, Point me in the direction of my house" she proceeds to spin around and say "That way"
So i start walking in that direction for what seems like a 1/2 hour tell i get to a wal*mart that i new, but it was on the opp. side of town to where i live.
so i turn around and walk to my house, i finaly get back to my place.
and my buddies are all passed out and one wakes up and says" wtf dude where were u" i cant even answear him and he passes out.
im tierd as fuck and just want to go to bed.
i go to my bed and pull the covers back...
and what do i see A SPOT OF BLOOD AS BIG AS MY TV
i wake my 1 buddy up and ask him WTF is with my bed...
(Now i had a pimp fucking bed...king size all white sheets white comferter, the hole 9 yards)
he says "uhh while u were out adam brought a girl over here and fucked her in your bed"
so i go to wake adam up but b4 i could even say anything my anger took over and i punched him in the face...i knocked him out, and i looked down at my hand and it was already swollen like micky mouse hands...fuckin huge
i pass out on the floor that night
i wake up and tell my self i just jammed it realy good...
well the next day im like shitty its not going down and hurts like a bitch, so i drive him to rochester and go to the mayo clinc
i got a boxers fracture, had a plate and 6 screws put into my pinky, pins put in my ring fingure. when they screwd the screws into my pinky my bone split so they had to put a metal rod in my hand.
now when i get outa the hospital and get to my house my buddies are there, i walk in and adam is like dam dude im sorry blah blah...we just looked at each other and laughed haha it was funy as fuck i knocked him out and broke my hand hes gune buy me new sheets and sht.

its just funny how like guys fight and then are friends again,
but girls fight and hold grudges for years........

dude thats freindship right there. In a nutshell. he fucks ur bed up you fuck him up, he indirectly refucks you up and everythings cool. why isnt it that easy to make up with fucking women. (no offense women)

haha funny storey man

thats a funny story man does he even have a bruise or something?

thats a funny story, wat wat the blood from?

the guy killed her after they had sex

haha he called me up yesturday and said, "Ya know how my jaw has been hurtting after u hit me, well its broken and its wierd shut right now" ....in a mubling voice i just laughed, we both laughed, we both said shity ....

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Originally Posted by stinkyganja69

thats a funny story, wat wat the blood from?

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Im assuming she was on the blob......

Id have found her and given her a good slap, not your mates fault shes a dirty nell.

or she was a virgin and he popped her cherry hahaha. but damn thats a sweet story...thats why guy friendships rule. im not gay