Geekest Ideas Ever

Have you ever got super stoned and came up with some crazy ass Ideas to enhance life, get rich, or help the world? I have had a ton of crazy ass ideas from things to market to things to help world peace but this was the craziest ever: Inject fruits and vegetables with nicatine to make them addictive and then the population will stop eating fatty foods and snacks and go for a crisp refreshing apple. I know it wouldn't work but has anyone else ever had really hilarious ideas you tried to explain to everyone when you got stoned?

http://boards.cannabis.com/showthread.php?t=77387
...i'm actually proud of it!

One time when I was high me and my friend sam where talking about opening a place called "dollar dogs" where we would sell hotdogs for a dollar and other refreshments..It was a really great idea and I'm sure it would get us rich, but then again we are only 16 and were really baked, someone feel free to take my idea and bring it to life!! DOLLAR DOGS FOR EVERYONE!!

i wanna buy a small island in the carribean, make a country out of it, and make everything possible out of hemp. the country would be totally self-sufficient and would prove to the world how full of shit the DEa is

Me and my buddies came up with this insane idea that we would start our own "bush shaving" shop for the ladies. Use all these different types of templates to shave different designs on ladies boxes like lightening bolts or heart shaped boxes...(no pun intended).

Have it grouped with a tattoo shop and it would be perfect. We came to grips with the fact that not all the girls that would come in would be all that appealing, some would or could be down right nasty but you'd have to shave them no matter what. Maybe even offer a good shampoo job prior to the trimming.....crazy.

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Originally Posted by Damon32

Me and my buddies came up with this insane idea that we would start our own "bush shaving" shop for the ladies. Use all these different types of templates to shave different designs on ladies boxes like lightening bolts or heart shaped boxes...(no pun intended).

Have it grouped with a tattoo shop and it would be perfect. We came to grips with the fact that not all the girls that would come in would be all that appealing, some would or could be down right nasty but you'd have to shave them no matter what. Maybe even offer a good shampoo job prior to the trimming.....crazy.

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lol
ya it mite not be so nice alot

An engineered potato sold to unsuspecting used by fast food companies that makes people temporarily sterile.

All the sweet ideas I've written down stoned turned out to either already exist [a place where you pay and you get to see a movie that you wanna see...AKA A MOVIE THEATRE], or are incredibly retarded [a store that sells only cantelope and strawberries]

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Originally Posted by Damon32

Me and my buddies came up with this insane idea that we would start our own "bush shaving" shop for the ladies. Use all these different types of templates to shave different designs on ladies boxes like lightening bolts or heart shaped boxes...(no pun intended).

Have it grouped with a tattoo shop and it would be perfect. We came to grips with the fact that not all the girls that would come in would be all that appealing, some would or could be down right nasty but you'd have to shave them no matter what. Maybe even offer a good shampoo job prior to the trimming.....crazy.

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thats a great idea

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Originally Posted by Tots

Have you ever got super stoned and came up with some crazy ass Ideas to enhance life, get rich, or help the world? I have had a ton of crazy ass ideas from things to market to things to help world peace but this was the craziest ever: Inject fruits and vegetables with nicatine to make them addictive and then the population will stop eating fatty foods and snacks and go for a crisp refreshing apple. I know it wouldn't work but has anyone else ever had really hilarious ideas you tried to explain to everyone when you got stoned?

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The hooka did that for me.:thumbsup: