**Sperm Tester Wanted**

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Sperm Tester Wanted
Sex toy retailer LoveHoney.co.uk launches unique job search
Online sex toy retailer LoveHoney.co.uk is advertising what could be the most unusual job ever. The company is searching for a sexually active couple who will be prepared to test a new pill designed to change the taste of semen.

The pill, which is taken as a twice-a-day for 30 days, claims to mask the traditionally salty taste of male ejaculate with a refreshing apple-like flavour. Successful applicants will take the pill for 30 days and will use an online blog to provide a blow-by-blow account of how the taste of their partner's sexual fluid changes.

"A payment is offered," says LoveHoney test organiser Ali Carnegie, "But this is really a job that people should do for love rather than money."

Couples who are interested in the position can apply by completing the Sperm Tester application form on the LoveHoney Web site.

The test product is 100% vegetarian. Both straight and gay couples are encouraged to apply.

LoveHoney.co.uk is the UKâ??s leading women-friendly online sex toy retailer, forging the way for women to buy sex toys confidently, comfortably, and at the lowest prices in the UK. Brother site CockLocker.co.uk continues to do the same for gay men the world over. For further details on either site see below.


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You find the most interesting stories, MaryJaneScott. (Hi, by the way!) First the whack-a-thon story. Now one about testing new semen-flavoring pills. You certainly keep up with interesting news sources.

Apple-flavored semen doesn't sound too great to me. And fortunately, original flavor has never given me any problems. (As long as he hasn't been eating asparagus.) Next they'll be inventing new flavored pills like lemon cream, cherry delight, and rainbow. . . .

Will you be keeping up with the blogs the flavor-testers maintain as their partners progress on the pill regimen?

Well thats just dandy...

Take a pill instead of simply including something fruity in one's diet.

Pineapple juice being the most popular as far as what to eat to sweeten the load goes.


And I can't help but wonder...where is the pill that would effect how a woman's vaginal fluids taste?

Also...what other sort of things would a flavour saver pill be doing to a person's blood chemistry? Would I be walking around with apple-scented body odor?

Hmmm...then theres things like how a specific taste tastes to different people. How often would they need to be taken? How soon prior to a hopeful bit of oral sex would it need to be ingested before having an effect? What foods should be avoided to prevent counter-acting the pill's s'posed altering of the taste of sperm?

Yea see...I don't have those type of questions regarding simply including pineapple juice in my diet.

I'm fortunate though...I taste good as is...I'd rather not fix what isn't broken ya know.

Maybe if they have a mocha latte flavanoid......naaahhhhh :p