Actual Intelligent Question (Not the same bullshit)

Ok, now then, this isn't about "OH NOES! HOW DO I PASSZ0RZ!?!?". It's rather, how do I not fail. I figured that anyone intelligent enough to continue reading is probbably worth my while reading their repsonse if they choose to do so. Condescending? Yes. True? Another yes as well. In any case; my probelm/question: I recently was arrested for misdemeanor possesion in Missouri, and was currious, as I now have to undergo regular drug testing; what am I tested for. I am unsure of what I will be tested for, and would like to know. I am postive marijuana will be on the list of things I was tested for, as will probbably amphetamines, dopamines, barbituates, and opiates. Am I right in these assumptions? If not, where am I incorrect. As another question, what will I be able to use to "get high" while not being tested for it. Salvia is something that I will deffinately make it a point to use now that I am being tested. In any case, let me know, and thanks in advance.

you'll get tested for sure on the NIDA (National Institute for Drug Abuse) 5.

that includes:
1. Marijuana
2. cocaine
3. amphetamines
4. opiates
5. Phencyclidine (PCP)

you may also be tested for:
1. Barbiturates (Phenobarbital, Secobarbitol, Butalbital)
2. Hydrocodone (Lortab, Vicodin)
3. Methaqualone (Qualuudes)
4. Benzodiazepines (Valium, Xanax, Librium, Serax, Rohypnol)
5. Methadone
6. Propoxyphene (Darvon compounds)
7. Ethanol (Alcohol)
8. MDMA (Ecstasy)

Lastly, the drugs that are tested for only about 6% of the time are:
1. LSD
2. Tryptamines (Psilocybin, AMT, DMT, DPT, 5-MeO-DiPT)
3. Phenethylamines (Mescaline, MDMA, MDA, MDE, 2C-B, 2C-T-7)
4. Inhalents (Toluene, Xylene, Benzene)


Completely safe drugs:
1. 2c-i (a research chemical that mixes the effects of X and acid)
2. DXM (not recommended, can cause liver damage, and not a very good trip)
3. alcohol is relatively safe, it only lasts in your system for 12-24 hours after you drink
4. Salvia is still completely legal, although i don't really recommend that either

that's all i've got for you, i hope that's useful

Exactly what I needed. You are the man. I deffinately owe you one. Or two or three for that matter. If I was going to Schwag Stock, and you were there, you would be the life of my party. Good God. All the weed you could smoke. Just let that give you an idea of how thankful I am.

haha, no problem dude, i'm in my 5th month of a 6 month probation, it sucks balls, but i've been tripping about once a week, and i just smoke for a couple days after each drug test.

a little known fact: if you smoke marijuana irregularly, it is out of your system in three days.

i smoked on a friday, and pissed clean on monday

oh, i also forgot:

oxycodine (synthetic heroin essentially) is also included in opiates

if you take any oxycodine it will show up on a drug test