im really considering using someone else's piss when i take a test do any of these places actually frisk you or is it just empting of the pockets?
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im really considering using someone else's piss when i take a test do any of these places actually frisk you or is it just empting of the pockets?
i've only been to one lab, they had me empty my pockets. if it matters, they wouldn't let me flush the toilet or use the sink until i let them into the bathroom again.
for probation, there's someone that watches me piss
They are not going to throw you against the wall and frisk you or anal cavaity search you. lmao.
If you are at the lab, they will tell you to empty pockets, keep your bags/purse in a special place and you cannot take your coat in with you.
On a onsite testing, like a company, I never had anyone ask me to remove anything out my pockets, so this one is the easiest.
probabtion/military i believe someone is watching you or being screened.
It all depends where you live. I've been tested in NYC, and they WATCH you at a lab, and in a small town place, they only asked to remove my purse.
If this is a preemploy piss test, no, you are not frisked. A work random may be observed; probation ua's are usually observed.
I've taken three drug tests in the past ten years. All three involved physicals.
My first drug test (10 years ago) I had the physical first. They did an EKG, vision test and took blood (don't worry about blood; THC leaves blood 24-48 hours). Then I went in and peed. The bathroom door (in an inner room) was left ajar (not totally closed) if I remember correctly. I was told not to flush or put tp in the toilet or it would be considered a fail. The sink was disabled. The nurse left the area.
The last two tests I took for the same company. (Got a neg dilute last year because of detox crap that doesn't work under any circumstance.) I was allowed to reapply this year and passed by abstaining for 60+ days.
Both times I washed my hands before testing. This is done under the pretense that you might be hiding bleach under your fingernails, etc. The first test I emptied my pockets; most recent test, was at the end of the day on a Friday and everyone just wanted to get the hell out of there. I didn't have to empty my pockets. Also, I was allowed to throw toilet paper into the toilet.
I went into the bathroom and was allowed to shut the door. I think the nurse/med assistant stood outside, probably more to protect my privacy.
The physical came after both tests. The test was "non invasive" meaning no needles. However, both times, the doctors did stick their hands under my underwear and felt around the top of my pubic region. They did not do a "gynecological" exam. I feel they did this to see if I was wearing two pairs of underwear. When subbing, some recommend wearing two pairs of "tighty whities" for guys, of Granny type of underwear for chicks.
Last year's exam, the doc, an old perv, did do a breast exam, so girls, if your hiding a sub container in a sports bra under your breasts, beware.
Being a chick, I can't speak if guys' testicles or scrotum are examined.
After each peepee test (the two within the past year), I was allowed to go into the exam room by myself and the door was shut. Last year's exam, I fell asleep waiting for Dr. Perv (test was in the morning and place was extremely busy). If I had been subbing, it would have given me plenty of time to ditch a container in my purse (guys might want to bring a fanny pack with them). I've also thought about cargo pants or shorts. I could have ditched a sub container in the side pocket if I wanted, or crushed and put in my shoe.
If you are subbing, do not throw or bury the container or condom or whatever you're using to transport the item, as I sure the waste basket in the john and/or doctor's exam room is searched.
Also, if you're subbing, still pee into the toilet. If you can't pee, throw a little of the sub pee into the water, but you should really try to pee into the toilet.
The recent test, the nurse told me to fill the cup just above the temp line, in case I didn't have any pee in me. (I urinate like a race horse, and even though I was advised to drink just 16 oz of water or sports drink before the test, that cup runneth over).
Some of you are using Quick Fix 4.0. I understand that the container just contains two ounces. (Better get two, as another poster to this forum advised). Some places will let you fill just above the temp stip.
Also, ladies, if you are subbing, don't forget to throw some toilet paper into the toilet, if permitted.