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Today I was coming back to the office for lunch and I saw a butterfly. It was big, looked orange and brown. It's fluttering in the middle of the highway and all of a sudden, it decides to kamikaze. SPLAT! Right on the windshield (mind you, I washed my car on Saturday!!!!). So now I had all these colors...green, orange, red, and brown.

I started thinking what does an insect see and think right before impact. Some insects can't see, so I guess that would be some comfort. But how messed up is it from just coming back from sexing some flower, you ready to take that after pistil pee and WHAM, your head flies cleans out of your ass! Horrible way to go.

Then I was thinking what is the makeup of a butterfly. The colors that displayed on my windshield were birght, almost flourscent. But yet, you can associate red with blood...but how about the orange? Where did the green come from? How come the red turned brown but the orange and green stayed the same? How come orange and green didn't make brown?

But alas, I got back to work saddened at the vehicular manslaughter I just commited. Oh well...more roadkill opportunities in about 45 minutes.

When I was MTN biking today, 25km baby!, I saw a seagull and a crow fighting in mid air. I stopped to watch and I started laughing as the two of them tumbled in air, around and around like 2 hookers fighting over the same corner. I saw something triangular fall from the seagulls beak. As I looked quickly, I saw it was a piece of toast. They both land on the ground and the crow swipes the seagulls toast, but i broke in half, so both of them got some toast.

Such a happy ending, but funny to see 2 birds fight over some toast. :p

Think about how our impact on the planet is forcing nature to evolve. If we didnt have any transportation at all that butterfly would still be flappin around. We sacrafice conservation in the name of conveneince. Global warming and all that shit. We fuckin up the planet. I cant say I dont care cuz I got offspring it will affect later.

I dont think the butterfly thought anything. He had the luxury of being oblivious to his time of departure, as I hope we all do. It would suck though to have some instantaneous shit happen to you. Better than someone telling you you will die on November 7, 2017.

Sometimes when Im at the lake the ducks will all get together and fly around the sufrace of the lake catchin little fish and shit. On occasion a giant hawk will swoop down and grab a really big fish. I wonder how they can see underwater.

I was told once that I would die in 2056 from heart failure. I just hate waiting.

I have some hella random ones, like what would my life be like if my penis was on my forehead instead.