FUCK SPIDERS

AHHHh fucking i lifted up my floor matt to my car and there were 2 spiders and what i think were spider eggs...fuckkkkkk i hate spiders. ahhhh im stoned and it feels like spiders are crawling all over meee ahhhhhh fuckkkkk spiders. Everything that touches me i flip and think its a spider

If im driving i see a spider on me/near me im gonna fucking crash guaranteed....

Any other bug i'd be fine..but it has to be spiders. If u havnt guessed im a little afraid of spiders.

Anyone know how to get spiders out of your car lol? Do they have exterminaters that would do cars?

go to the car wash and get on of the vaccum things and suck those MOTHER FUC**** up. Other than that, I dont know... lol good luck :thumbsup:.

I love spiders. They eat all the other bugs that come in my house. When I'm stoned I try to link minds with them.. they say "be ready for the revolution."

At least it aint this

http://www.spiderzrule.com/spider053...antula%202.jpg

Lock yourself up in a room with hundreds of harmless spiders until you're not afraid anymore. OR look for home remedies. I've heard spiders hate mint and lemon grass oil so maybe there's an aroma or something you can put in your car to get rid of those little buggers. Check Wal-mart or something... I'm sure someone somewhere has the latest "spider-be-gone" or something along those lines.

And you've gotta wonder if freaking out because a spider touches you is worth crashing into a bus full of orphans... j/k :D

bhouncy thats the funniest shit i have read in a while.. Mind link XD.

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bhouncy thats the funniest shit i have read in a while.. Mind link XD.

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I find it fun now but it used to scare the crap out me. I had to ditch my tv because it was communicating with me. I take meds but I've reduced them just to go down the rabbit hole. Go beyond fear and come out the other end in one piece.

Arizona has to be the most habitated area for black widows.

After working around a dry wood pile one day I felt something on the underside of my arm, turned it over and noticed a king size black widow the size of a quarter with a big black booty.

Got it off just in time.

According to some bitten by widows it is extremely painful on every nerve of the body for days.

I only fear two spiders, the black widow and brown recluse.

BIRD EATERS!! YEAH! Peruvian Pinkhairs or bluehairs rule. So do Rosy Red Knees asdfjasd i love spiders!


BROWN RECULSE REPRESENT!!

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Originally Posted by bhouncy

I find it fun now but it used to scare the crap out me. I had to ditch my tv because it was communicating with me. I take meds but I've reduced them just to go down the rabbit hole. Go beyond fear and come out the other end in one piece.

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That made me higher.