This girl i know....

...thinks shes a witch! like, seriously.. shes always talking about her "powers" which include: premonitions (she claimed to have seen the two towers go down in her dreams before they did, etc), being able to summon dragons (though when people say 'go on, do it now!' she says that the time isnt right), and being able to be in two places at once (though she claims she cant do it at will)...

the funny thing is, shes not joking! she actually believes, or claims to believe, that she can do all these things.. she always goes on about how its 'so annoying that i cant meet any other witches or wizards anywhere!', and claiming to see into the future or when something good happens, she says the made it happen.. lol its so funny, because shes like those goths who paint their nails black and wear black tights so that they can hang out with the other goths who do the same, but in real life they listen to pop music... i mean, her msn nick is "Witch Online".. shes like, i dunno, a plastic witch, a wannabe.. lol anyone else know anyone like this?

nope lol

well, kinda. My grandmother on the maternal side claims to be a white witch. Its not something she brags about, but everyone in the immediate family knows about. I don't believe in that kind of bull shit at all but hey, people do what they want and thats that. Magic and religion are in the same boat for me. I'm just not a believer :D

im like that..hook me up!

except i dont like pop music..gross..hardcore goth over here represeeent!! :D :D

aww oh well

You should ask her if she washes, Ghost!

Like, 'cos in Wizard of Oz, water would melt a witch, ya know....

..and, does she have any flying monkeys, hooked on 'fat ones'?

Hey, maybe she cooks lard for the local yobs!
You should inform the police, have her burnt, or dunked in the river...
Lard's a killer!!

thankfully i dont know any1 like that,toker tell her she is a fruit cake with a fucked up imagination,make her an appointment with a shrink

i just had a she-dragon porno fantasy.
she sounds hot.

Sounds like someones maturity froze at 6 !