Funny Friend

Hello, Me and my friends normally get into arguements over how you tell the plant is male or female or just the plant itself.. He keeps claiming that the broader leaves mean male and the slimmer leaves mean female.. I keep telling him that the 2 things between the stims on the plant wither balls or wisps can tell male or female..once i say this he says " I know more about pot than you ever will.. and my father knows more about pot MORe than you do buddy"..he also states that what i read from pro growers is all a lie..can somone please tell me how i can tell this dummy that he is wrong and im right ???

Hair-like thingies coming out of the calyxes is a female. That's 'bout it. Dunno how you convince him though. Some people are just information resistant. ;)

your friend is a dickhead....he is showing us just how little he knows....


aks your friend what a cannaboid is.....bet he wont even have a clue,

ask your friend what the main light spectrum for vegative growth,

ask your friend what ppm is

ask your friend what ph is needed in hydrophonic growing

ask your friend what brown spot on the tips of the leaves mean

ask your friend if he has any idea what a pisten is.


i bet he knows FUCK ALL best way to shut people up like that is to actualy show them how little they know and how much YOU know

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Originally Posted by chisme

your friend is a dickhead....he is showing us just how little he knows....


aks your friend what a cannaboid is.....bet he wont even have a clue,

ask your friend what the main light spectrum for vegative growth,

ask your friend what ppm is

ask your friend what ph is needed in hydrophonic growing

ask your friend what brown spot on the tips of the leaves mean

ask your friend if he has any idea what a pisten is.


i bet he knows FUCK ALL best way to shut people up like that is to actualy show them how little they know and how much YOU know

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that is the best idea ever.. perhaps i should use apply it to real life. lol

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Originally Posted by crudemood

that is the best idea ever.. perhaps i should use apply it to real life. lol

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lol its the way i deal with people trying to tell me blackights r good for growing.....im like really mate? what light spectrum do they produce?

the answer is allways...."spectrum?"

at which point i expose them lol ....they allways shut up after they learn something.

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Originally Posted by chisme

lol its the way i deal with people trying to tell me blackights r good for growing.....im like really mate? what light spectrum do they produce?

the answer is allways...."spectrum?"

at which point i expose them lol ....they allways shut up after they learn something.

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chisme, i think i can learn alot from you.
besides a catchy signature.. hey hey thats chismay! looks to me, you know people, well.
ive done that indirectly making them admit they know nothing and for some reason i felt bad. its like calling them stupid and a retard without having to say it. just as bad right. :smokin:

no i exactly know what u mean...its like....disecting the conversation...like i had this guy saying "you see that dust off my weed...thats pure thc"

im "erm no its not its trichomes."

"shut up its thc man your dont know shit"

"i know thats trichomes which is where the glands that hold the thc is"

"nah blud you chat shit"

"ok so how do u make hash?"

"you press that dust innit"

"so your telling me hash is pure thc......PURE?"

"mm err no..........silence.........nah but thats cos people add shit to it innit"

"ill tell YOU what mate if thc is the active ingredient in cannabis...this is the stuff that affects your brain right?"

"yeah"

"so do your really think youd be alive if you had this dust...from a plant....pumped into your brain?"

"well nah i geuss not"

"so thc must be....minutly small compounds ...as not to kill or brain damage us right?"

"err yeah ok whatever man"

"so mate...is there any possible way this dust can be pure thc?"

"..........no"

sorry to post after a post but you know another wierd thing i do.

i can pretty much 97% of the time tell exactly what country blood they have....like i told my boss this and he asked me what blood he had...i said welsh, and 1 person above you was pure british......HE WAS SHOCKED AND SO WAS I A LITTLE I WAS 100% RIGHT,

another time i met my mates mum and he told here about it and said ask him ..she did ...i said irish/british....and i was right again, and then a black lad at school (when i was there)asked me and said part jamaican part somalian......and geuss what ...i was right.....wierd huh? dont worry i dotn make a big thing of it i know its not exactly...a party trick lol