Can't wait to smoke again!

Greetings fellow tokers!

I stumbled upon this forum after landing a sweet job and was informed I would need to pass a drug and alcohol screening.

Upon accepting the position I immediately quit smoking, which is no small feat considering I am an every-day smoker. I have way-high anxiety levels, and smoking is the only thing that levels me out. :rasta: :smokin: So, needless to say, I was FREAKING out!! I began scouring the Internet for information. I currently work part-time at GNC, and they sell cleansing drinks that work, but they cost $50+, and after reading the ingredient labels on them, I was unwilling to make the investment unless absolutely necessary. Besides, I wanted to test myself at home to be sure I was "clean," which would mean buying several drinks... much more than I was willing to spend!!!

I ordered some at home drug tests (just the ones that test for marijuana, they were only about $1.00 each). I did buy some things from GNCâ?¦ creatine monohydrate powder, diuretic pills, and diuretic tea, all costing less than $20.

I started drinking water at 8pm. I also took 3 water pills and drank a cup of the detox tea. As many others have posted, I drank a glass of water every 15 minutes for the next hour or so. I began peeing like it was my job.

I took a test after peeing 3 times. It was positive.

Not to be discouraged, I continued drinking and peeing, drinking and peeing.

I tried again at 11:30, 2 ½ hours after I began my â??flush.â?�

SUCCESS!!!!!!!

Now I just have to wait to take the actual test. I will be sure to take extra B vitamins and creatine to ensure a â??quality sampleâ?�.

I sure hope itâ??s soon, I have to watch everyone around me smoking up, and itâ??s KILLING me!!!! :(

Iâ??ll let you all know how the real test turns out.

I just want to say a big THANK YOU to everyone who is a member of this forum. I was beside myself before reading through all the posts!

So, for all of you who are not restricted like I am, smoke a big fat one for me.

:thumbsup:

haha, man thats a bummer, how long have you been sober?

I just wanted to touch base and let everyone know that I had my first day of training today for my new job!!!

:D I PASSED!!!!:D

Thank you cannabis.com for all the info!!

Peace :stoned:

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Originally Posted by SmokingMakesMeNormal

I just wanted to touch base and let everyone know that I had my first day of training today for my new job!!!

:D I PASSED!!!!:D

Thank you cannabis.com for all the info!!

Peace :stoned:

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awsome, glad we can help:smokin:

Hey there,
I was at GNC today in Indiana and I bought a detox drink from you. i'm new to the area and I"m a chill ass girl who's ALWAYS down to get high. I was hoping we could meet up and chill together! Lemme know!
:D :rasta:

Hey: smokingmakesmenormal and iloveyoumaryjane...im in indiana (new albany)..i say its time for a cruical bakedown.

It's crazy that there's 3 of us from Indiana, PA!!

I Love U MaryJane, e-mail me or IM me again.. I forgot to add you to my buddy list....

I'm currently restricted from smoking because of probational reasons, I'm glad you came out clean though..

Thanks for the info. I am starting a job search and ordered some pee test myself. I will follow your directions and let you know how it works for me. How long had it been since you and partaken. I should be clean a good three weeks(I keep putting getting clean off and keep picking up the pipe) before I have to worry about a test. It is going to suck to quit.