this is pants

i was just watching the James bong film Die Another Day, so here are my two cents;

It is pants. Complete, undenyable pants. And not even nice pants - calven kline boxers or something of the sort. More like the pairs of pants kids have to wear, the Boots ones that are £3 for 12 or whatever.

The worst parts about this movie are:

a) the sword fight

my main beef with this is that its pants. Boots 12 for £3 pants! two rich men, one an entrepenaur (spellin?) and one a secret agent, decide to have a friendly fencing match. then one of them gets mad so they take off their protective clothing, and fight with big metal, obviously antique, swords from medieval times or something! this is then followed by a 6 hour sword fight in which neither of the men get at all hurt, despite the fact that they fight like samurai! first blood drawn from the torso my ass!! then the fight is split up by the mandatory model/Bond Girl... to which Bonds opponent says "its just a little sport, miranda" yea, we were gonna kill eachother, but hey, we're best mates! lets all go for a pint! im buying! PANTS!

b) the invisible car

do i need to even say anything about this?

so in conclusion, PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I invented pants.

And I find that offensive.

i'll pay you royalites for everytime i used the word then, mate lol :p :)

200 dollerate per syllable!!

lol

But thats the point, Ghost!
Film makers have raped the original character of 'Bond' (who, in the books, was a mite bit darker than yer 65yr old eyebrow raisin' dweeb), and turned him into a stereotypical 'Englishman' blah blah blah...

I know you didn't expect anything other than surreal campism, and mockery of the establishment.......did you? :eek:


I don't wear pants, so I couldn't possible comment as to their esoterical value or worth. :)


lol

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Originally Posted by clevemire

I invented pants.

And I find that offensive.

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LoL
Al gore in tha house! Lmao


anywhooo... these last 2 or 3 james bond movies with peirce brosnan have been lame if ya ask me. They are getting to ridiculous. It was better when bond had a few high tech gadgets and a bad ass ride... now he has gear that you can conquer your own continent with and he's like the best damn swordsman in existense too? crappy, just crappy =oP

and hell, has he even got wounded in the last few movies?

PANTS!

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Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR

i was just watching the James bong film Die Another Day, so here are my two cents;

It is pants. Complete, undenyable pants. And not even nice pants - calven kline boxers or something of the sort. More like the pairs of pants kids have to wear, the Boots ones that are £3 for 12 or whatever.

The worst parts about this movie are:

a) the sword fight

my main beef with this is that its pants. Boots 12 for £3 pants! two rich men, one an entrepenaur (spellin?) and one a secret agent, decide to have a friendly fencing match. then one of them gets mad so they take off their protective clothing, and fight with big metal, obviously antique, swords from medieval times or something! this is then followed by a 6 hour sword fight in which neither of the men get at all hurt, despite the fact that they fight like samurai! first blood drawn from the torso my ass!! then the fight is split up by the mandatory model/Bond Girl... to which Bonds opponent says "its just a little sport, miranda" yea, we were gonna kill eachother, but hey, we're best mates! lets all go for a pint! im buying! PANTS!

b) the invisible car

do i need to even say anything about this?

so in conclusion, PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wow. Like a year later and I only now realise I said "James Bong".

Dude i watched it too the other night on ITV2, but yeah alot of the stuff is completly impossible, the invisible car is 100% just shit, oh and that whole shit on the edge of the glacier where he just makes a surf board and somehow manages to get back up the top. But he fucks some hot girls!! jeez i liked the blonde

edit: im a year late to the discussion but its relevant to me!