IM OFF MY FUCKING ROCKER SON!!!!!

ok 2 weeks ago we started geting less then A+ (normal) quality skunk ...then i was in hospitol....then couldnt get anything for 2 days....so i was under the impression my tolerance would drop alittle .

so tonight i got some BANG BANG IM OFF MY FUCKIGN TITS ...BOOYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

CANT REMEMBER THE LAST FUCKING TIME I WAS THIS STONED AND IM BLAZING FUCKING GLORY LOVING IT UP BRUVA'S N SISTA'S!!!!

IM SO STONED SO LOOK LET MAKE THIS THE ULTIMATE MOMENT THREAD WHERE WE ALL POST RANDOM FUNKY SHIT TO LITTEN OUR MOODS.

THERE ONCE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM CHINA!!
WHO THOUGHT HE WAS A GOOD CLIMBER!!!
HE SLIPPED ONA ROCK!
CUT UP HIS COCK!
AND NOW HE HAS A VAGINA!!!

OOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HERE WE GO!!

THERE ONCE WAS A OLD LADY FROM EELING!
WHO HAD A BEQUILIER FEELING!"!!
SHE LAYED HER BACK!
OPENED HER CRACK!!
AND PISSED ALL OVER THE CEILING!!!!!

ALL IS QIUET IN THE BIG CHISME BRAIN.
DAY 1 STONED AS FUCK


SHAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

heres an image of a midget in a bikini

Good to hear bro. . . .

Nowt like been Wasted. . . .

Peace. . . . :thumbsup:

I WANNA ROCK!!

DUN DUNA DUN DUN DUNA DUUUUUAAA!!

THEY CALL ME MR BOOMBASTIC!
SEMI-FANTASTIC!
SHE TOUCHME ON THA BUTTASIS
A,MR ROO ROOO MANTIC!!!

He's been afflicted...with the curse...of walla walla bing bang

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Originally Posted by chisme

SHAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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Whoa that freaked me out cuz thats my last name (not spelled that way)
But it was like you were calling out my name in a battlecry or somethin rofl.

Wait a minute, if chisme's here, then who's protecting the queen of england?

What the fuck how did I get on the computer? WHY ARE MY KNCUKLES SWOLLEN?!

AIE AIE AIE I DO LIKE A PIE!
ESPECIALY IF ITS FILELD WITH CHIKAN!!!!

YEAH SO IM WORKED DOWN NOW AND THE MOMENT S GONE BUT WHO WELL HAPPY DAYS

MODAY TUESDAY HAPPY DAYS!
THURSDAY FRIDAY HAPPY DAYS!
THE WEEKENDS COME!
THE FUNS BEGUN!
READY TO RACE TO YOU!!!


...................THESE DAYS ARE YOURS AND MIIIIIIIIINNE "OH HAPPY DAYS"
...................THESE DAYS ARE YOURS AND MIIIIIIIIINNE "OH HAPPY DAYS"

CMON WHO REMEMBERS THAT TV SHOW?

I feel the "stoned AS fucked"

Im fucked off me tits too... My legs are fucking flaling lol

If i wasnt me i'd be a swan, im big and i can fly. Also i live for a while. Downside is i'd have hooligans trying to cut my head off. And id be the queens.... i'd kill her. And steal peoples money, and hang around shops shouting to myself as though i was an escaped lunatic of some sort of medication but, hey, no one knows whats wrong with my fucked little brain. Some say its the weed, well i say fuck right off and burn in hell. I love weed and weed loves me, infact i proposed and she said YEAH... Mary jane said YEAH.. woo hooo... im getting married to weed, i cant wait... i bet you can guess how fucked i'll be on the fucking honeymoon. So who else is stoned?

Well, recently i was dropping a mate off at his house in south London, and i was in ilford, so was he. So, i took my car [Mondeo] and we went the usual way, quite funny really. So, we went past the dome on thje way back... aint seen it for ages, but we'll come back to that later.

On the way there this fucking nutcase, you know the type... woah, dont ge tme started on them wank stains,., seriously.

Anyway, this Nob jockey cut me up, and then stopped... if you ask me he did it on purpose just so i'd knock him. anyway, i did knock him cos he was a fuck tard, so he got outta his car, looking all hard, giving it all that... bloody bullshitter, cos as soon as me and my mate got out he got back in and drove off... bloody wanker. Anyway, my cars ok so it doesnt matter.

So, on the way back we went past the London Dome, aint seen it for ages, well, its still shit, and its still a waste of tax payers money.... But fuck it.

On the way back i saw a fucking fine girl, but she liked my car more than me :(

Well, fuck her.

I have so much to offer.

As i pulled into Cranbrook Rise [Anyone in Ilford should know it, near Edmunds, i started mucking around, flinging the car from side to side, and the car infront pulled over cos he thought i'd lost it.

ROFL

Who else is fucked cos i'd like to hear what happened to you all at the week end.

Smoke weed, get fucked, and end up havnt oral sex with an inflatable doll...

Im a great roll model

Get me my beer and i'll drive off in a stolen Rover

Oh yeah baby...



JOINT


CHICKEN DIPPASSSSSSSSSSS!!!

What the duckj is going on people!? huuuuuurbuh