hellooooo, I'm new.

So I know this is probably annoying. However.

I'm an employee at a government facility, on an air force base. They regularly do random car checks, and someone left a pipe in my car after a bunch of shenanigans last weekend.

AND...of course with my luck, my car got checked today. NOT COOL.

So, in order to get my job back, I may need to take a drug test. In fact, I may VOLUNTEER to take one. Thing is, I've smoked three times since June 1st, the last time being June 30th.

I don't want to use fake pee, I don't want to use anything that isn't real. I just want my blood/pee to be clean.

HELP MEEEE. Thanks!

Wow, they are testing your blood too? If you only smoked three times since June 30th, then you are good to go on the pee test. it's been almost 30 days for you and your not an everyday smoker, so you probably didn't need the full 30 days. Now for a blood test, i'm not sure. I'm sure someone else will login and explain that for you.

Now, volunteering to take the drug test, are you doing that so they won't have any more suspicions about you or what is that about?