I wanna be a grower :)

So, I think I wanna grow my own, but I aint got the foggiest about how to do it. I'm not talking major crops, just enough to provide lol
Here are the questions:

Where can I get bonefide seeds from?
What sort of lamp do I need, and where can I get one?
What sort of soil?
Feed?

Am I asking inthe wrong forum? lol :rolleyes:

I dunno, I see some of the lovely pics that you guys have posted, and I'm starting to mess the keyboard up with my dribble lmaoo

Anyway, any advice is greatly appreciated :cool:
Res...

best possible advice fer a new grower: buy a grow guide book. i cood type pagez an pagez ov info an tipz on growin, an i still woodnt cover it all. itz definatly a good investment if u want yer crop ta turn out like sum ov the nice picz u c on here.
PeAcE

Yep, you're prolly right there ~KillaBuzz~ - I'll do that, or find a web-page.
Is it possible to stagger your crops? ie, continuous supply mwhahahaha

I did grow one once before, but I literally just chucked the seed into a big pot, and let it sort itself out. It grew to about 3ft, but I think it was male, as I didn't see any budding going on (well, nothing that was obvious, anyway) - then it died :(

But, now I'm on my own, and have a lovely 'under-the-stairs' kinda cupboard that is ideal for setting up a devoted room - but I don't wanna be too professional about it, so I'm not looking for irrigation,air-con, and such like lol

I'll buzz about the net too...

dude this is the forum for talkin shit.
get your sensible growing questions the fuck outa here lol.
dont go to the growing forums here though, theyre scary.
get some
canna coco
canna cogr grow
canna cogr bloom
pk 13-14.
400wHPS ballast, globe and reflector.
fan for exhaust.
'bout all u need. ive gotten 8oz ignoring 1 plant with this.im pretty bla.
can get 1lb with little else but a bit of practice and correct technique.

lol...maybe I was talking shit bwhahaha

Cheers though for the above, I will source said ingredients lol

just go to a hydrophonics ,tropical grow shop resinate &they will supply you with everything you need
i use a 400watt hps light which wud set u back about £50 second hand or new £175ish.
i continually grow mine.i have 4 super skunk flowering now 7 smoking the last 1/2oz from the last grow.
nice

You should blatantly order The Cannabis Grow Bible by Greg Green from Amazon. Read that from cover to cover-growing made easy. Anything and everything you want to know about growing is in there. I've managed to grow some trickier strains like Haze and some other sativas with no problems whatsoever thanks to this book.

Nice one guys, cheers very much.

I shall look out for that book, Sam - and am jealous of your crop, Dizzy lmaoo coolios