Getting dad to smoke?

I am contemplating on an idea I have. My father is the nicest guy I've ever known and is a very philisophical person. He was a pretty high ranking officer in the military through his 20's, he then became a police officer and eventually into the FBI, he is a decorated officer with many medals and spent nearly his entire life battling against a lot of high rated criminals and has saved numerous lives. I'm very proud of him as he is now retired and lives in a nice house on a lake in the North GA mountains and just enjoys spending his days relaxing on his boat. In my opinion, he would find a great joy and a new found sense of life with smoking herb, but I just can't decide how or if I should bring this up to him. I know for a 100% certanty that he has not ever smoked in his life, and I know he's my father and only I would know for sure, but I was curious as to if anyone else has ever tried to convince his/her parents to smoke? My father is very open minded, but it's just the fact that he has no idea whatsoever that cannabis is actually a gift from the Earth rather than whatever the hell the government says about it. Anyone have an opinion on how or if I should go about it?

give him a special brownie

i try to get my dad to smoke everytime i get some tree and he always gets pissed and then a couple hours later i tell him your missing a great time i would let him hit my bowl in a heart beat if he said he wants to i would pull out some tree and smoke him up but he wont so it sucks

If it would work, it would probably be a good experience. But he might be a little biased due to the fact that he was a cop. Trust me he knows all about marijuana, as any police officer has more than enough experience with what they view as the dangers of it.

yeah, im with dutch masta he was in all that goverment stuff too you yeah hes problably a chill as dad but after years of all the shit hes seen wat it can do to you so i wouldent go and say "yo dad sink a bong with me :D"just save it for urself more bud for u my friend,or ofcourse u could just go out on a limb and say wat i said too say O_o good luck man