My drug test experience

First off let me just say thanks to everyone on this board. I read over everyhting I possibly could last night to get prepared for my unexpected pre-employment drug test. I learned a great deal of information from the people here....you guys rock. Here's my experiance of my drug test today...Just in case someone needs more advice or examples of how its done.


Anyway on to my story. I have never took a drug test before and was very freaked out by having to do so seeming as I was no where near clean. (The test was at labcorp). I read about the quick fix 4 but had no time to buy any. So my next best choice was obviously someone else's piss. I went to walmart and bought toe/feet warmers and a 2 oz olive oil bottle. I washed the olive oil bottle under scolding hot water for along time.....actually I washed it about 3 times just to make sure no oil was still in the bottle. I then went to my friends and got the subsitution pee. I immediately put the urine into the olive oil bottle (filled all the way up) and wrapped 2 toe warmers on it. (one on each side so the whole bottle had warmers wrapped around it...also they had already began heating about 30 minutes before putting it on the bottle). I kept the bottle under my left leg while I was driving to the lab. When I got there I took one of the warmers off of the bottle and shoved it down my pants. I only had to wait about 5 minutes before going in. I stepped into a room and was told to wash my hands and dry them. The lady then told me no flushing the toilet and no water running. I was then sent into their bathroom to do my business. I waited a minute before dumping the urine in the cup to make sure it was warm. The minute I put the urine in the cup the temp immediatly to 95/100 but then started dropping pretty fast. This scared the shit outta me so I threw my hands around the cup and stayed in the bathroom another minute. When I felt like the temp would be ok I left the bathroom....to my surprize no one was standing there waiting for me. The lady came around the corner and collected my sample and we went back to the room. Thats it I was done just had to sign my name.

When I left the lab I looked at the copy of the paperwork she gave me and pleasently to my surprize I had been checked between the 90 and 100 degree mark. I was sure it was not up to tempature after I saw the temp decreasing and not to metnion the 15-30 seconds i stood there alone.

All in all i feel pretty good about this one and now I'm gonna do some of this

---->:rasta:


I am glad I found this community and plan on hanging around.

Once again Thanks Everyone.

~Fallacy

Congrats, i wish i could say the same about my drug testing adventures.

Thanks for sharing the experience. We must continue sharing the info in order to defeat the man!!