Squirrel Army

Well, this is a unique story I believe. I hope you enjoy reading this hah. Well, first it started off outside, winter time. I got really really baked and drunk off my ass, and I was with Oniethredrum781 and BuddahLuvaz. I walked off the steps and I ran off into the middle of the school yard. It was night outside so it was somewhat dark. Then all of a sudden I had a spiritual adventure and I was told I was controlling a Squirrel Army and I was trying to attack my friends. It didn't just last 5 minutes. I was controlling them for quite some time heh. I was wondering if that's normal when you're really messed up. I'm not sure it's even as bad as my Krab master phase that one night. I guess I could tell that story aswell. Well, here it goes. It was winter, I think some weeks after my Squirrel inccident, and I was wasted off my ass...I don't think I was high though so, I pulled down my pants...found a stick and started moving around like a Krab trying to hit people with the stick and it was kinda freaky. And cold XD That's not very normal heh. Well, I hope you enjoyed reading about my adventrues :D

I once spent a whole night finding scluptures of Doves and placing half-smoked spillfs in their "beaks"

There was a whole load of them (about 10-12) so we were pretty wasted - plus they stayed there for ages. Well until the students started to figure out what they were.

I thought it was a quality demonstration of the peaceful nature of weed.

I know now that I was stoned off my ass :)

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Originally Posted by ButtBandit

I pulled down my pants...found a stick and started moving around like a Krab trying to hit people with the stick and it was kinda freaky. And cold XD That's not very normal heh. Well, I hope you enjoyed reading about my adventrues :D

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lmfao why'd you pull down your pants???? lolyou sound pretty crazy.



I've got a friend that always does the dumbest shit when hes drunk.he drank like 3/4 of a 2-6'er(kinda big bottle of booze) and he was soo hammered he puked on himself, then took off all his clothes exept his boxers and walked over to the couch my other friends mom was sitting on watchin tv.....he grabbed the remote from her and started "yelling" at her to turn on some porno lol.....another time this younger kid was on acid and wasted or something and he let kids push him down a huge set of stairs lol, I wasnt there for any of these stories though which kinda sucks.

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Originally Posted by 3rdEyeVision

lmfao why'd you pull down your pants???? lolyou sound pretty crazy.

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He tends to do that when he's drunk. One time, he told us he was going to take a piss in a corner, and after a few minutes pass, i hear "Help me!". I go over to check on him and he's lying on the ground, face-down, with his pants around his ankles...

That was uncalled for rofl. That was after 3 40s and a lot of weed man. Could you blame me :D?