COULD ONLY HAPPEN WHEN IM STONED!

last nite i was token while i was surfin the net ,just enjoying bein so toasted!All of a sudden i cld smell somthin burnin and it wasnt weed! Looked down at my lap MY FUCKIN JEANS WERE ON FIRE!!.A BURNING BOWL HAD LANDED IN MY LAP !i was so stoned i didnt even notice it smoldering in my lap!!By the time i did notice my hole lap was smoldering u know how jeans burn! any way ran outside ripped my jeans offand put em out with the hose.i got a few blisters on my legs for good mesure! After i calmed down i had to laugh only when ur stoned cld shit like this happen.IS THERE ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE WITH BURNT JEANS FROM SMOKIN WEED?...LOL.!!!

nope never burnt my jeans lol ive burnt my fingers and shit many times

btw how did the bowl get there in the first place?

I GUESS I DROPPED IT IN MY LAP TO STONED TO NOTICE!!LOL

dude, hopefully ur cock didnt burn,

i dont know wat i would ever do if i was stoned and i actidentally burned off my dick :(

dude im laughin so hard right now..i'd love to see someone run out their door with their pants on fire lmao

Man i laughed hard at myself too! So did my girl she saw me runn out the door in a cloud of smoke!!!lol

haha, this thread made me laugh so damn hard

Dude one time back in the day... I went to the bank and cashed a check. Well...I sat the stack of money in the passengers seat and proceeded to smoke a bowl of G13 hydro.....

Well I'm just stoning out cruising along a side street enjoying my favorite tunes singing along and shit when a few minutes pass and then I smell something burning....."My passenger seat and my fucking money man!!" I'm tripping balls cuz like my car seat is on fire like a muther fucker!!I almost crashed the car because I freaked out while I was driving I leaned over and opened the passenger door and I'm trying to "wipe" the fire out the door! .I'm swerving all over the place and my door almost hits a parked car in the road and money is flying out my car into the road and shit!!! Totally ruined the buzz......

I slam the car into park and slam my mouth on the steering wheel almost knocking my teeth the fuck out. I'm wandering around in the road (with a bloody mouth I might add) picking up money and flagging cars out of the way and shit. Cars are honking at me and shit!! The wind is blowing my money all over!! What a fucking buzz kill man!! I look back on it and laugh my ass off but then I was crying man. I lost like 2 or 3 hundred bucks and that was all I had. Back then it was alot of money.

Man thats a an awsome story i pssed myself laughing ,i know it wouldnt of been funny at the time but man if i saw shit like that when i was stoned i wouldve broke down with laughter!!!lol only when were stoned hey!!!!!!!!!

well kenn you must have been lying at some point during the day.. cuz why else would your pants catch on fire? . think about it ;)