Listen To This Stupid Ass Shit.

Today, they made me go to the goddam drug counselor. He decides to pull the ignorant ask me if I'm gonna quit smoking weed right in front of my mom. So, since my mom was there I was like yea. But I'm not really gonna quit. Y the fuck would someone say that in front of my mom and expect a fuckin honest answer. So then this fucktard acts like I'm actually telling the truth and signs me up for this program. They're gonna keep testing me and i'm just gonna keep coming back positive. Whatever the fuck. They can't do jack shit about it neway. And Guess what I did right after the meeting. I called up the dealer.

Keep on tokin.

Why didnt you just say no? who cares if your mom was there its your body, not hers.

thats bullshit i cant stand this shit anymore im gonna be drug tested this whole school year and if i come up positive im kicked out. im thinking of doing just that.

Who the hell are 'they?'

Your post has an Orwellian flair as if by accident.

Yea man just keep comin back positive, or use one of those drinks for pissing all that thc out of you last minute. I also heard that if you leave your sample out in the sun for a couple days it neutralizes. So maybe on test day you can smuggle some negative piss in hehe. Well anyways the main thing is keep toking, never let anyone prevent you from doing just that bro.

Wow. I care, Like Super Cereally.





















........ it's just an added inconvinience. Good luck with not getting caught.

hey just keep on toking and you can pass the test by drinking some liquid surejell it is sold as certo (liquid pectin) all you do is get a 20oz pepsi or dr pepper and drink half of it then take one of the pouchs and pour it in the drink then drink it all and drink a shit load of water do all of this about an hour before you get tested make sure you piss once before you go i have used this in the past and it works littel hard to drink but worth it

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Originally Posted by make it legal

thats bullshit i cant stand this shit anymore im gonna be drug tested this whole school year and if i come up positive im kicked out. im thinking of doing just that.

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just cheat dude, strap some clean piss to your leg!!!

i dont know why everyone is so worried about drug tests...i have passed 6 tests and everytime i didnt use my own pee.. its so easy

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Originally Posted by 420purplehaze420

Why didnt you just say no? who cares if your mom was there its your body, not hers.

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Because he didn't want mommy to yell at him.