I think im ADDICTED

i know people say weed isnt addicting but to me it is. Im not complaining or nothing cuz i love it so much. Do you guys ever like rely on weed to make you sleep, eat, etc? Every night before i go to bed i have to smoke a bowl to make myself sleep otherwise it takes me hours to fall asleep. and all day all i do is htink about weed and when im gonna get high next. Fuck and now i have a job interview on friday and they drug test. Also Does anyone know any good containers or things to put piss in for a substitution??

hey man ive passed a few drug tests in the last year. As long as they dnt send someone to watch u piss its easy,u gotta be sneaky tho!.get a specimin jar frm chemist get 1 of ya mates to piss in it,that dnt smoke. when ur at the medical put it under ur arm,this hides it and keeps it warm coz no one pisses cold.they ll give u ajar to piss in ,simply go to the toilet and pour ur mates piss in and hide ur jar! IT WORKED 4 ME MAN goodluck!!

the one time i have had to take the whiz quiz since i started smoking, i quit for 40 days prior and drank a lot of cranberry and also took B12 and Niacin, but i realize not everyone is that extreme.

if they are watching you piss, its going to be tough to pull off without one of those things that you purchase with a hose that clips to your dick. if they don't watch you can use whatever you want. i suggest a condom full of urine under your nuts. that way you can just poke a small hole and it will come right out. just whatever you do don't throw the condom in the water by mistake.

if you use another container, make sure you don't fumble around and drop it or something. my mom does drug tests and has told me stories of idiots coming in there with bottles of piss in their coats and like fucking up and dropping them right in front of her and she fails them. but that's meth heads in my small town.

just know that if the nurse finds something, they have a job to do and will most likely not fuck around with trying to lie for you or being like "oh that's OK' because its their ass. i'm sure that using someone else's bodily fluid as your own to pass a test is fraud or something.

I heard a small salad dressing bottle works good because it sounds like your pissing.

hey i have passed a drug test useing suregel liquid called certo (liquid pectin) used in makeing jams all you do is about 1.5 to 2 hours befor you have the test you get a 20oz drink like pepsi or dr peper drink half of it then take one pouch of the pectin pour it in the drink then drink it all then drink lots of water then piss once before you go and you should be pissing clear if you keep drinking water word of note the sure jell is hard to drink and keep down but it works good luck

Paraphenilia stores sell shit that's suppose to work. One time I used this orange flavored stuff and you have to drink a lot of it a certain number of hours before the test.

In a management class I learned that it is really expensive to drug test. They have to test for each category (all pain killers are in one category). They are most likely to test for cocaine. Since it is expensive they usually choose to test every 20 people, the number depending on the company. So this is why peope using pass tests.

It's too easy to not do drugs for 1 day though.
It feels too much like the test is used to test for weed since it's the only drug that stays for up to a month.


LOL @ at the methheads dropping piss bottles

im addicted to marijuana

People say weed is not addicting because they are in denial. I'll admit. It's addicting to me. But after 2 months of no smoking it's not as bad. But theres still a feeling in the back of your mind (and in your stomach..weird huh?) that tells you that you want marijuana. I still want it but theres like, no one that I know that sells it right now.

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Originally Posted by smitty420

im addicted to marijuana

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hahahahahaha funniest shit ever. the original poster is all like scared and shit that he's addicted and then people start giving him some advice. then later comes this guy who just goes ''im addicted to marijuana''..i can just imagine him in real life like smiling while he says that with a spliff. lol.


im so baked right now.