Meth Song

"You can monkey with a gibbon
You can fiddle with a bow
But before you snort that crystal meth
There's some things that you should know

Meth is made from antihistimines
In basement labs it's cooked
And possession is a felony
Which means that you'll get booked

With a snort it zips right up your nose
And eats away your brain
It kills your sense of good and evil
And it makes you go insane (here we go)

So don't meth with meth Beth
A don't a meth with meth Seth
Don't meth with meth (Gweneth) Gweneth
Don't mess with crystal methhhhh."


I hate having to give the pharmacy my home address and phone number to buy some Claratin b/c some dirty meth-addicts buy it by the ton to cook up drugs. *shakes fist*

Yeah, I usually have to take two claratin a day, but they won't give me that much, they only let me buy one pack every ten days.

I wrote to my congressman about it. Don't think it worked.

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Originally Posted by Its a Plant

"You can monkey with a gibbon
You can fiddle with a bow
But before you snort that crystal meth
There's some things that you should know

Meth is made from antihistimines
In basement labs it's cooked
And possession is a felony
Which means that you'll get booked

With a snort it zips right up your nose
And eats away your brain
It kills your sense of good and evil
And it makes you go insane (here we go)

So don't meth with meth Beth
A don't a meth with meth Seth
Don't meth with meth (Gweneth) Gweneth
Don't mess with crystal methhhhh."


I hate having to give the pharmacy my home address and phone number to buy some Claratin b/c some dirty meth-addicts buy it by the ton to cook up drugs. *shakes fist*

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I like Reno 911! too! That was a great sketch...:smokin: I heard that the show is all improvisation. Is that true? :D

i like meth... *twitch*

No, it's not all improv, but the script is really loose. I really wish they hadn't cancelled it... That was a great show

Lol, cancelled what?!?!? It's still on! Sunday nights, 8:30 EST!

Anyways, yeah I'm pretty sure it's got a very basic script, then the actors can throw zingers in the mix if they want. My favorite by far is Lt. Dangle, just for the way he acts, all the time. I've watched the first 2 seasons on DVD so many times, and it never gets old.

I love Meth. Why, anything wrong with it? *

*sarcasm

:D

what do they use claritan for?????

Allergies.

I take one every few days and it completely gets rid of my sinus congestion and I can breath, Claratin clear.

And the Drug dealers use that and products like it that has a bunch of yummy chemicals in it to make a good batch of METH.

Isn't it sudafed or something? My pharmacist told me that it could be used to make amphetamines or crystal methamphetamines. Well, I think that's what he said, he kinda creeps me out.