You wanna drink of apple pie?

So yesterday me, my mom and dad, sister and brother in law, and neice and nephew all go to Coney Island for my sisters company picnic. We swim and ride water slides and stuff. When we leave i end up going to stay the night with my sis and nephew and brother-in-law. I asked my b-inlaw if he could get me a half quarter, so we go to his dealers house and he asks his dealer to match him up on a joint, he lights his and the dealer starts to roll one. Half way through the first joint i was damn stoned, then he told me it was some skunk(that explains it). It was the same thing i was going to buy from the dealer. So after i get my weed, and the joints are out we start to leave when my b-inlaw looks at his dealer and says, "Give him a drink of apple pie." So im high and kind of confused on how im supposed to drink apple pie. She returns with a gallon of tan liquid, i open it and smell it...DAMN! that smells exactly like apple pie! So my b-inlaw says take a nice big drink, so i filled my mouth with this shit and it tasted like heaven. I swallow and nearly shit my pants because it knocked all of the air out of my body. And as i stammer into a chair i said, "What the fuck is this?" It was a recipe that involved 3/4 gallon of everclear. Ive never drank everclear before and it straight rippeed my dick off and slammed it up my ass. now as i sit here with a bag of skunk i cant stop thinking of apple pie.:)

Sounds yummy.

I wonder if he just used Everclear (90% alcohol), and soaked apples in it. Add a little sweetner and maybe some cinnamon, I bet you could make a wicked drink with it.

190 proof

That sounds like a really good idea, that never really occured to me. I wanna try it, haha.

190 proof holy shitfuck

yeah im gonna ask for the recipe when i get ahold of her and then ill post it for you guys to see.

Got the recipe!

Apple Pie Shots

apple juice 2 quarts
apple cider 2 quarts
everclear (fifth)
cup of sugar
5 cinnamon sticks
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boil juice and cider ..simmer with cinnamon sticks and sugar for 10 mins.
when cooled off slightly, add everclear..chill in fridge for a few
hours....mix well and enjoy!!..use with caution..very potent..it will creep up
on ya!!