One night I got reeeeeally fucked up...

The night began as I was leaving work around 9pm... I was giving my friend Caleb a ride home, and he was going to smoke me out for doing it:rasta: . At the stopsign right before his house this car pulls up to our right HELLA fast and this guy in the passenger seat is yelling... It turns out him and Caleb are sorta "acquaintences" or whatever you may call it.. I have no idea what happened in the next 30 seconds, but this other kid starts getting in my car. I didn't want to be a dick, so I just told him I'm not going anywhere but Caleb's, and he said ok, he just wanted to show us his new steamroller, "I'm not trying to smoke your weed;)" he says.

We get to Caleb's and the kid, Robert, busts out this hella cool steamroller, where the smoke comes out of a dragon's mouth. Caleb's about to pack a bowl in his bong when Robert offers us to use his pipe... We head out to the garage. Caleb takes a hit, passes it to me, and as I'm handing it back, it's intercepted by Robert... Again, not wanting to be a dick, I didn't say anything... About the time we finished the bowl, my friend Mike calls me and says let's hang out.:thumbsup: Robert had told me before that he would walk home, so I thanked Caleb and started to leave.. He comes to my car with me and thinks he's coming to Mike's with me (he knows Mike too).
Fine, whatever... get in.:mad:

We get to Mike's to find him and my other friend Parker sitting with a fifth of vodka:glugglug: , which Robert quickly asks for a sip of, and takes several big gulps... I needed some weed, so Mike called this guy he knew that just bought an ounce and we went to -meet- him. This kid, Nick, gets in my car and goes "I don't have it on me, my friend Joe has it" wtf..

So we drive to fucking Joe's house, Nick goes and gets Joe, and now I have 6 people in my 5 seat car... I refused to go anywhere, so the sack was weighed out and handed to me (a 20).
Joe packed a bowl, and I matched him... We were all really fucked up:p . Joe gets out of my car, goes back to his house, and the 5 of use head back to mike's house. We smoke a quick bowl sitting around a table on his porch. I (stupid STUPID) left my sack sitting on the table while I took a few steps away from the group to take a phone call. When I got back, weed was gone. I knew Robert took it for a few reasons:
A) He's a tweaker
B) He's a sheisty fuck
C) It would have been really fucked up if the kid who sold it to me stole it back
D) I had known Mike and Parker for almost a year, there was no way they'd steal shit from me..
At this point, Parker, drunk and stoned as fuck, takes the flashlight from my keychain to look for the weed on the ground... I didn't want to start a fight, so I let it go and purchased another 10 sack from Nick. By now, drunk ass Parker has somehow lost my favorite $30 LED flashlight.:mad:

It's about this time that Robert suggests we go to this party:dance: . Mike opted to stay at his house. I'm so fucking high by this point that the details after now get sketchy...
We cruise over to this party... Go inside, and find a bunch of 15-16 year olds drinking and shit. How lame. We go out back to smoke another bowl, which Robert swears he'll regulate and make sure that no random fucks smoke our weed. What happens? Parker and I take a hit, Robert takes a hit, Nick disappeared somewhere, and this random asian kid comes up and goes "yo can I hit that?" I didn't see the pipe after that... I go back inside... Somehow Robert got in there already, and is negotiating a deal for coke with the biggest baddest dealer in our town (which is like being the smartest kid with down syndrome; Our town is full of rich, white, wanna-be gangster kids). I've been in a fight with this guy, David Grey before. I almost just hit him in the face right there, but instead I walked back to the front of the house and sat on a couch.

A babbling drunk 16 year old takes no time in sitting on my lap and telling me her entire life story. Whatever. I got up (without telling her) so she fell off, which was funny as fuck, and I went to find the people I came with. Nick told me he was staying there, and I find Parker in a corner with like 3 kids TRYING to be tough and start a fight with him (but I was so high I didn't notice). I bust through them and go "Parker, I'm leaving. Now or never" and walk away... I'm outside getting in my car and this preppy looking dousche bag runs out and goes, "No, take this guy" and I see Parker, really pissed off, walking toward me with Robert following him.

It wasn't until like a week later that they told me what really happened and I was like "shit, no way? I was so fucking high...:stoned: "


Damn, that was a long ass story

I don't like Robert.

But funny story. Man, you drove around a lot that night. Shit. I know I wouldn't have been able to hold in my anger if I knew that "Robert" snatched my shit right behind my back.

Nowwww, go beat his ass.

I'm really slow to anger, I let too many things go.

But I'm just not an agressive person. If I had patted him down and found it, then something might have started, but I had just gotten paod and $15 worth of weed wasn't that big of a deal (plus I was stoned as fuck)

well robert would of had some teeth missin, a black eye, maybe a ball or two ripped off(hey who doesnt have at least three?) and no ride home...weed is weed no matter how much it is

i woulda beat robs ass no doubt

being stoned means that someone can steal from you...where do you live ill rob your punk ass witha gun

Well obviously I've learned by now...
This was back when I had only been stoned a handfull of times.. I started smoking on 4/20 this year and I'd say this wasn't more than... early May.
I still had many things to learn in the way of the stoner... Like never leave your sack unattended.

I think I'm about done learning by now though... It is time to use my skills... *bows to sensei*

shit..your should of started demanding for your sack or youll start killing people

you shouldve flipped the table, put a hole in the door and walked out, go to roberts house and rob him