Avoiding the cops/Not getting caught stories
I am the only one here that has never got caught from the cops in my 4+ year smoking experience. I have had many close calls but nothing i couldnt run away from (i am over 225 lbs). I dont understand (other then getting pulled over) how so many of you cant just run from the cops.
Anyways......Story time..
I was at the beach last week with a couple of my mates getting ready to smoke our second bowl of some KB's when my friend says he saw a light on the way other end of the beach. I put my nug ( just got a 1/4 that night) in my pocket and didnt move. Then i told my bro to put his bowl away NOW! Then the light came all the way down the other end of the beach and proceeded to do a scan of the area (think spotlight). I then stood up while my bros started to run (TOWARDS IT!!! dumb i know :confused: ) i ran away from it all the way down the beach wall. When i got to the end of the wall i ran up the stairs and out the beach ( i grew up in the area and know it well) then ran all the way down the street.:smokin: Turns out it wasnt a cop(at least what my friend says) and i beat them down to the car. (i was at least 3 blocks away while they were 1)
Its times like these that i love runnin from the law and always getting away.:thumbsup:
Not trying to brag but i like when i have to make haste and disappear.
Hawk.
Avoiding the cops/Not getting caught stories
wow, i hope you were knocking on wood when you were typing that cuz now you just jinxed yourself. the same exact thing happend to me earlier this summer, i was bragging to my friends about how all of them got caught and i havent been caught for a long ass time, then on the ride home that night my friend gets pulled over. i blew a .14 in the brethalyzer and my friends bong got taken away and he got a zero tolerance. so the moral of this story is dont jinx yourself. good luck not getting caught now.
Avoiding the cops/Not getting caught stories
i was at this after party for a friend's wedding reception in my hometown at this dude whom i barely knew, but we knew of each other just chilling with like 5 people before people started showing up. this dude decided to roll a J. we smoked it and right when it was done, i was talking with one of my friends and our other friend that's straightedge goes "i'm gonna go put my shoes on in case shit goes down" and i was like "yeah good idea" and as he walked to the door to get his shoes, i looked past him through the window and a K9 car was following right behind his head outside as there were like 20 people running into this house.
my friend i was talking to just says "cops!" as i'm trying to get my shoes on. my straightedge friend waits for me and he's like "you comin?" and i said "yeah lets roll" and i remember just looking at the back of his iron maiden shirt staring at the demon thing from number of the beast as we bolted out the back door into the bushes. he then kicked down a fence in the back yard and trampled it down and i followed.
as we were running through the yard, i kept getting hung up and little shit, and my friend was gone. i got up and ran two and a half blocks and then cut up a main road. i had a theory that the cops wouldn't stop me because i am a pretty clean cut looking kid. plus, i was wearing a nice striped blazer and an abercrombie button up, looking like a million bucks. as i was walking up the hill, i hear one officer running and i froze and thought "chill or run, chill or run" and decided to just chill. he shined his flashlight on me and i pretended to shield my eyes and wonder what he was doing. after like 15 seconds of keeping the light right on me, he took it off me and continued his search. my plan somehow worked.
i walked another block and decided to get off the main road because almost getting caught by that cop was so intense, i didn't want it to happen again. i wanted to just relax and walk to a friend's house.
as i get two blocks down, i see the county sherrif's car fly past about a block and a half down with his spot light on. then i just see the red and white lights reflecting on the houses and bushes. he had slammed on the breaks and threw it in reverse and he was coming for me. again, i decided to just chill. got off the street, walked on the grass, and pretended to shield my eyes. again, somehow it worked.
i was so ready to just explode with exhiliration after bluffing the cops TWICE, until another regular PD car spotlights me from behind. i just turned around, shieled my eyes, and he passed too.
i successfully managed to bluff the cops three tiee times. i eventually met up with my straightedge friend at our friends house.
i could go on now about how i then went back to get my van because they were going to have it towed and i didn't want my dad to pay for it and i was broke, so i decided to man up to the cops and got fined $700 for blowing a .001 2 months before turning 21 and running from the cops, but we'll save that for another day.
hope you enjoyed my stoned recollection of one of the best but most costly nights ever in my podunk hometown.
it also shows that cops are usually looking for certain "kinds" of people and how you dress matters to them, whether it should or not.
Avoiding the cops/Not getting caught stories
it was 4 of us smoking in my friends car in my neighborhood and 2 cops roll up so the girl whops car it was grabs the bud and the bowl and stash it under her chair. I have a little less then a half ounce in my left pocket. so we get out of the car and r sitting on the curb and im debating whether to take off running or chill. Well the cops searched her car and found theb ud and bowl and they pocket the weed and break the bowl, then put her in cuffs and are such dicks. There like have u ever been arrested young lady, shes like no and there like well theres a first time for everything. They then the rest of us 3 up and started checking ids. I claimed i didnt have mine on me and made up a name.
They then made us sit back down and started patting us down one by one. Well when it was my turn to get checked i stand up and pretend like im gonna be polite and obliging and wait for my oppurtunity. I spread my arms and right when the cop started walking towards me i booked out. Just sprinted the other way. They chased me for awhile but i hid out in backyards and shit and eventually was able to sneak into my house. Made my before bed bowl so much sweeter
Avoiding the cops/Not getting caught stories
Thanks for posting. That is a sick story of escapeing the cops 3 times in a row. If you ran one of those u prob would have been screwed though. I guess it REALLY does proove what you said they are looking for the typical stoner look.:cool:
Also about getting caught....Knockin on wood. Well i donno i figured if it has'nt happened yet it proboly wont. And i can outrun about a solid 80% of the cops in my hometown no problem and i am a BIG dude.:dance:
Hawk.
Avoiding the cops/Not getting caught stories
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Originally Posted by smitty420
it was 4 of us smoking in my friends car in my neighborhood and 2 cops roll up so the girl whops car it was grabs the bud and the bowl and stash it under her chair. I have a little less then a half ounce in my left pocket. so we get out of the car and r sitting on the curb and im debating whether to take off running or chill. Well the cops searched her car and found theb ud and bowl and they pocket the weed and break the bowl, then put her in cuffs and are such dicks. There like have u ever been arrested young lady, shes like no and there like well theres a first time for everything. They then the rest of us 3 up and started checking ids. I claimed i didnt have mine on me and made up a name.
They then made us sit back down and started patting us down one by one. Well when it was my turn to get checked i stand up and pretend like im gonna be polite and obliging and wait for my oppurtunity. I spread my arms and right when the cop started walking towards me i booked out. Just sprinted the other way. They chased me for awhile but i hid out in backyards and shit and eventually was able to sneak into my house. Made my before bed bowl so much sweeter
Wow thats a sick story. I bet u loved that before bed bowl alot considerin u could have been fucked. U must have BOOKED it.
Good luck in your further adventures,
Hawk.
Avoiding the cops/Not getting caught stories
yea im pretty sure i can outrun 99% of cops since im fast and there usually not and carry alot of equipment. It was either run or get caught with a h.o where in florida with our retarded MMS i woulda been prolly fucked. It wasnt rele fun until after i was so nervous right before i took off
Avoiding the cops/Not getting caught stories
Its funny that I am always freaked out by the people that I read about and see on the news running from the cops, and then they come posting on this forum and I find out they're all cool. haha
Avoiding the cops/Not getting caught stories
An associate of mine was delivering a plant to my house, but little did I know our neighbors had become suspicous of his car coming by and were watching us. As soon as they saw a glimpse of the weed, they phoned the cops. When the cop arrived, he made me lead him through my field to get the plant. I'm 16, and he kept saying shit like "well, best case scenerio, you're looking at about 4 years in juvy." I knew he was trying to scare me, but it was working. That fucker kept making inappropraite comments when we were climbing through bushes and shit like "I really don't appriciate this shit!" I had about 7 other plants down in my field too, so I had to choose a very careful path to lead him through. He didn't see the others (luckily) and he finally left. He said he would send over an inspector tomorrow to take care of everything. Before he left, he insisted we take the main road to get to his car, while he was holding the plant. All my neighbors saw it and a few days later I heard of rumors about me getting caught with weed circulating around. The inspector never showed up, and I can only assume the cop kept the weed and never reported the find. Assholes.:mad:
Avoiding the cops/Not getting caught stories
We'll i live in a sort of small town with a HUGE drug problem. So one night about 120 people are chilling at this hill and everyones just going around talking about their buds,admiring others weed,selling its was like a car auction and since the 3 cops we have are all potheads and they were there everyone was chill and not scared of anything. BUt there were about 25 people no one knew and they were just walking around and looking at everyones buds and how much they have and we just thought they were out of towners coming to see the scene. Well they weren't they were undercover cops and about 1 hour into the GTG about 6 vans speed up and cops jump out with tazers,beanbag guns so everyone scattered but im really slow from smoking to many cigs sow one cop got in front of me and yelled a few warnings but i wasnt about to stop ( i had 2 ounces ) so he shot the tazer causeing me to drop hard as fuck then my cousin ( BIG ass dude spent 17 years im maximum security for armed robbery and attempted murder ) runs up and hits the cop causeing him to litterly fly about 15 ft. and my cousin rips the tazer off me and carrys me through the woods back to his place were I stayed until i stopped twitching. Now Tazers sting like a son of a bitch and i highly advise not to be on the wrong side of one. 23 people were busted, 6 pounds confiscated.