I ought to go to bed...but

I really ought to go to bed, but I have a problem.

The thing is, I really hate getting up in the morning...really hate it...I always delay getting up for as long as possible. I hate getting up so much, that I now hate going to bed.
I hate going to bed, because I know that in the morning, I'll have to get up - which I hate, obviously.

Then, I delay going to bed for as long as possible, which in turn makes me more tired than I would have been had I gone to bed earlier.
In the morning, therefore, I am too tired to get up (something that I hate doing) because I went to bed so late the night before.

If I go to bed earlier, I can't sleep because my body-clock is set to a later bedtime - so what's the point?

I'm caught in a loop.

Maybe I should just go to bed and see if I sleep, which I probably will, since I am tired...which means that it will be a nightmare to get up...oh no...

"Ok, I'll go.......I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.......I'm going...Damn it...shit!" - Cameron, "Ferris Beuller's Day Off"

well i kno wut yah mean. i gotta set my alarm fer an hour b4 wutever time i need ta wake up at. it goez off, i get up, press snooze, go back 2 sleep fer 10 minz, an repeat 6 er 7 timez b4 i can actually get up. the ONLY thing that helpz me in the mornin iz my girl MaRy JaNe....maybe sum ov u have met her?
PeAcE

Res, my man.. i'm in exactly the same predicament.. and, sadly, I have no solution lol

Mary Jane may indeed be the answer. If you make a point of smoking a bowl every day as soon as you get out of bed you will be just itching to get up and to go to sleep the night before so you can enjoy some of that sweet wakin' and bakin' action.

lol i have the same problem as u res and i cant wake and bake cuz i have to go to school and i think people would notice if i was high

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Originally Posted by ermitonto

Mary Jane may indeed be the answer. If you make a point of smoking a bowl every day as soon as you get out of bed you will be just itching to get up and to go to sleep the night before so you can enjoy some of that sweet wakin' and bakin' action.

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lol if I smoked any more than I already do - I think that basic functions would become an issue (it's not far offa that now! lmao).
Usually I wake up disappointed that I didn't die in my sleep, so that's a bit of a dampener for the day's begining - then at night-time, I want to do as much as I can this day, just incase I do die in my sleep...

...I know, I'm wierd...

And yeppers @ 'setting alarm for an hour before I need to get up' lol
Do you also do that thing, where you start trying to think of how much time you COULD make up, if you had an extra 5mins? lol
I remember when my first child was born - my (then) wife was getting quite agittated at my reticence at wanting to get out of bed, even though she was dripping 'waters' all over the place lmao..."Can't you just hold it in for 5 more mintues?"
"NO! The contractions are 2mins apart, and we have an hours drive to the hospital!" she said
*Hmmm, I reckon I could do it in 50mins...hehehehe*

What jarred me off was that she then spent 8hours in labour...see, coulda had a few more minutes kip! Bah!
lol

Res...

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Originally Posted by givemesomeweed

lol i have the same problem as u res and i cant wake and bake cuz i have to go to school and i think people would notice if i was high

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Yep, good point lol - although I get a buzz out of paranioa.
You need a clear head for school, especially if your next lesson is Physics....after all, you may not be able to learn about Faraday's Law if you were stoned, and then where would you be!

I never heard the term 'wake and bake' before, I was beginning to wonder what you were all on about...lol...I wont describe my thought-train, eh....lol

Res...

hahaha rite on...
wake an bake iz the only answer an bout goin 2 skool high in the mornin, eryonez eyez r half shut in the mornin so if u can still learn while blazed, the mornin iz one ov the best timez 2 b high az far az not gettin in shit.
PeAcE

hook yourself up with some sleeping pills just till you get your cycle straightened out.. i had the same problem and i got on ambien till i could sleep normally again which took a couple of weeks.

lol i just take adderall then i stay up all night and u skip both those things and u still feel reered(sp) and ready to go