Aversion to main stream news

Man I try to be diverse in where I get my news. I realy try hard but I can't bring my self to watch main steam news. For health reasons especcially when Glenn Beck comes on. My hands start to get stiff. They automatically go into the squelching position or I reach for the nearest knife which I have to throw for a while. I don't know maby i just have a low tolerance FOR FUCKING BULLSHIT. Man i just a had a relapse I want to choke that irish bastard down.

Does anyone have a similar problem with Fox, CNN, CNBC?