Once again, that legal shit

alright heres the deal. i've been smoking BC bud everyday for the last year. Well recent trouble(not with drugs) landed me on state probation for an indefinite amount of time(depending on my behavior). Ive been looking at these legal shits, and i know they wont get me stoned as I'd like, but do they effect the body at all? I dont want to be bombed, just enough to not have as many troubles as I do. And if not, is there any fucking thing i can do to keep smokin and pass my drug tests, or anything, anything at all out there that will get me high and not get me thrown in jail?

Legal bud does not get you stoned at all. If you just need to smoke something smoke squares (if you are one xD) or some salvia or something :p.

That's like... the fifth person in a week?

No, they usually don't do anything. Some people say different. I got the party pack of however many different items and all I got was a sore throat and a headache.

Oh, and salvia should be treated differently... if it's a cannabis high you want, you'll be... disappointed and afraid.

It's a complete waste of money. Don't buy it. Make all those shitty businesses go out of business.

yeah ive got some salvia...i dont really enjoy it that much though...and the effects are short lived

have someone pee for you. thats what i do.

I just get someone to pee for me. Im on Felony Probation in the state of Florida, and just got done with doing 7 months in jail.....and even then, they still don't watch you actually take a pee, they just put in a bathroom and shut the door.