Ridin in the car

one day me and my 3 friends were blazed as hell in my friends car, hes drivin and it around sunset and where the clouds look all kewl...so one of them was like...look an evil cloud...and it sounded so funny so we all looked through the sunroof and it was all purple and evil and shit and someone looked back at the road and said WATCHOUT!! and when we looked down we were goin straight for a parked car and we skidded out sidewayz...i pretty much shit my pants for the first time in 10 years that night..

haha ya but thats some good shit..northern lights i mean

Damn parked cars they will get u everyime.

I always come out with funny stuff when Im stoned. I forget it a minute after Ive said it, but I knew it was funny. I ought to film myself stoned one day and make it into a TV show, like a stoners Friends. But with better humor, none of that American humor (no offense to Yanks on here, us Brits just find your humor a bit too 'in the face', we prefer ours more subtle. Like Monty Python).

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Originally Posted by shiggernigget

british humour kicks arse. i wish i was british...:(

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Well come to England, find a nice girl, marry here and youll be a Brit. Actually, dont, we already have enough bloody immigrants as it is...

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Originally Posted by Tom Swierzbinski

Well come to England, find a nice girl, marry here and youll be a Brit. Actually, dont, we already have enough bloody immigrants as it is...

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you have enough immigrants?? :D

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Originally Posted by Sig

you have enough immigrants?? :D

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In Britain, no immigrants is too many immigrants. Not that we dont have any of course, if you ever come to England go to a place called Leicester. My favourite game of all time when Im there has to be 'spot the white person'.

sounds like a better game than spot the border jumper

come to australia wander roudn the city we play spot the aussie

i want to video tape myself high also. I could be like a standup comedian high i always have every1 laughing. But then again my high jokes may not be funny to sober people