Please tell me how lucky i am

ok so my friend and i pull out of a parking lot at around midnight. we just loaded his bubbler and were rollin to smoke it. so i'm driving and i take the first hit and then pass it to him and he does the same. 5 seconds later we see a cop flying down the road we just came down. next thing we know hes right behind us with flashing lights.so i pull over as my buddy stashes everything we have under his seat. the cop gives us the usual "liscense and reg". after a lot of waiting he asks me to step out of the vehicle. standing face to face and looking eye to eye, he gives me a pen test. i pass and he tells me im free to go. i get back in my car and realize i had a dub sac in my pocket the entire time. fuck the police. of course we had to celebrate our victory with many many bowls. :rasta:

Holy shit, that sack could have fucked you over man. Then again, he might have just taken it and been on his way... I wonder if anyone's ever become a cop for the prospect of free weed

Damn, that's nuts. But what is a pen test?

That reminds me of when I was smoking out of my pipe and driving down the road, and I had just taken a hit when I saw a cop flick on his lights and start following me. So I shove the bowl between the crack in the seats, turn to my friend and say, "Jay, give me one of your cigarettes." So I light it real quick and suck down like half the cigarette in one puff to get rid of the smell. The pig tells me that one of my headlights is out, and asks me if I'm feeling okay. I take a puff of the cigarette and say, "Of course I am alright, officer." And then he says, "Ok, you have a safe drive home, you hear?" I reply with, "Certainly sir" and then get back into my truck, pull the bowl out, and pack a celebratory bowl.

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Originally Posted by BloodAngel

I wonder if anyone's ever become a cop for the prospect of free weed

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haha, i'm actually planning on becoming a cop, just so i can do that kinda shit, and let kids off that are smoking weed

Ahh, you lucked out, man.

I had a recent experience with an asshole SD County Sheriff. My friends and I were in the parking lot of a local elementary school at about 12:30 am, having just walked down a hill where I had tripped on Salvia, and this bright headlight flashes on behind us just as I'm pulling out the bong (I have to smoke after doing Salvia to calm down). I quick shove it in our backpack along with the quad of weed. He freaks out on us, bitches at us about not knowing curfew (I'm 17), and asks to search the car.

I say no, knowing my 4th Amendment rights. He eventually let us go home, not before threatening to arrest me about 5 times (I kept giving him shit, I fucking hate cops)

Anyway, it was an interesting experience talking to a cop with a quad of weed and a bong in the backpack between your legs. Even scarier if you're high.

Very lucky.. The cops here aren't so bad..

I was followed by the cops for around 5 miles after getting really stoned off some Ice in the hills about 35miles from where I live. Eventually they pulled me over for having a light out and got me to fill out various paper work in the back of their squad car.

In the meantime my car wreeked of sweet mary jane, and I'm certain it was on my clothes and breath. All the time I was in the company of the officers I didn't close the rear passenger door even though the asked politely; I kept a leg out side to ensure the air flow was sufficient.. If they got the wiff and searched my car I wouldn't be typing this let's put it that way... phewwww!

I was drivin thru the city once trying to get to work. It was new years eve and the police were diverting traffic. I just scored and rolled a huge bob marley to quickly chong before my long shift.

As I was driving and toking and filling my car with good essence, this police man's hand appeared out of no where signalling me to stop. I had literally 4 seconds to sort my shit out and control my vehicle... I think that was the closest shave to not being arrested. He just told me to go another way and waved me on to do a u-turn.... phewwww

i think the pen test was to tell if i was drunk. he just moved it back and forth and looked straight into my eyes. i got very lucky though, cause im sure it was on my breath

they do the pen test to see if ur high because if ur high ur eyes dont move smoothly from side to side they kinda click over. its weird but my health class teacher did this to me on almost every day back when i was in 8th grade.:smokin:

Your lucky dude i had a run in with cops not to long ago either. Me and my friends where chillin out by my trampoline drinking whiskey and vodka and as my friend was doing a flip on my trampoline i saw 2 cops walking behind my garage i quietly say the cops are here but no one heard so i spoke up and said the fuckin cops are here guys. i dropped my drink to the ground and they ask us for a name and it turns out my friend had a warrant out for his arrest. anyway i quickly run into the house drunk as fuck and chug down a bottle of chocolate syrup then i had to talk to the cop for like 15 minutes. He didn't notice the whiskey on my breath thank god or i wouldve been fucked.