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Mine has to be was when i was with my ex and we decided to have sex on an air conditioner. that wasn't the bad part, it was actually pretty hot since it was so random but thing that made it awful was the fact that he wouldn't say a word. When a guy is silent during sex it ruins the whole freaking thing. Ugh. Oh and I also had Maytag on my ass from the air conditioner for a week.
With my ex I had a dry condom she was sore any ways fucking people kept coming up the stairs and I ran out of shoes to throw at them. Just neither one of us was into it. It was shitty we were having sex to make the people down stairs to stfu. What can I say nobody was into it.
Mine had to be with my neighbor, just because.
But, when guys talk in pornos, they ruin the whole thing. :smokin:Quote:
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My first time. AWWWWWWWWWWWKWARD.
my worse sex happened after
i snorted some g
my dick went awol
and my bitch just ate shrimp
i had to eat it out and i wasnt hungry
Its always bad when im alone.
Things have always been fairly hot between my husband and me, but when our now 20-year-old son was a tiny baby, like between about two and four months old, he had colic. I was dead tired, as was my husband, because the baby was awake and crying 24/7. On the rare occasions we felt like sex, the baby would inevitably cry just as we were getting started, then my breasts would start leaking like crazy in response to the crying. That'd be the end of romance. That was a very rough time and wasn't any fun.
Fortunately, the baby got older and started sleeping more. Keeping romance and sex alive when you have a small baby is not easy. (Keeping romance and sex alive when the "baby" goes off to college in another part of the country is amazingly easy. I highly recommend it.)
Erm... 99% of the sex with my ex was bad. Admittedly it was the only time Ive ever done it (did it more than once with her obviously), and she had a fanny like a bucket. No wonder I could go for hours.
When a girl stopped me three strokes into sex and wanted to know where the relationship was going.