you got to read this.... fucking funny ass shit!!

lol.... so today i was chill'n at my house on lake lawrence with my friend and we've smoke about awww.... two fat ass bowls out of my week old pipe.... hha each bowl was like a gram... so anyways.... after smoking he said... he watch... sooo... i watched ... he jumped off the deck... and started fucking throwing god damb rocks at me.... fucking eh i said to myself... since some rocks were quite large...! so he was throwing rocks at me and my pipe was still smoking laying there helpless on the table.... then this god sized rock comes flying in and just fucking CRACKS my pipe right in half!!!! i mean just that slow-motion matrix's shit.... after it popped.... i really didn't know what to do.... i was like Nathan!!! you fucking bitch you broke my pipe!!!! sooooooooo.... he felt bad and is now going to buy my a new glass pipe or a new mini glass bong... sooo what should i get....?
lol.... the pipe was named big blue.... if you wanted to know... to say alittle prayer for it... if you are i thank you ...lol wow its like 9:00 sooooo im going to finish the rest of my roaches.... alll 8 of them.... to every one...... peace :mad:

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Originally Posted by zeppelinsmoker

lol.... so today i was chill'n at my house on lake lawrence with my friend and we've smoke about awww.... two fat ass bowls out of my week old pipe.... hha each bowl was like a gram... so anyways.... after smoking he said... he watch... sooo... i watched ... he jumped off the deck... and started fucking throwing god damb rocks at me.... fucking eh i said to myself... since some rocks were quite large...! so he was throwing rocks at me and my pipe was still smoking laying there helpless on the table.... then this god sized rock comes flying in and just fucking CRACKS my pipe right in half!!!! i mean just that slow-motion matrix's shit.... after it popped.... i really didn't know what to do.... i was like Nathan!!! you fucking bitch you broke my pipe!!!! sooooooooo.... he felt bad and is now going to buy my a new glass pipe or a new mini glass bong... sooo what should i get....?
lol.... the pipe was named big blue.... if you wanted to know... to say alittle prayer for it... if you are i thank you ...lol wow its like 9:00 sooooo im going to finish the rest of my roaches.... alll 8 of them.... to every one...... peace :mad:

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lol
fuckin smack that faggot
i love how you type like you talk

pipe for a pipe. at least hes trying to make up for it

haze i thought you were going to bed?

that waht u get for being nice

how much did the peice cost, make him buy u a peice of the price of the broken pipe, + centimental value... in otherwords u get a nicer pipe than u lost

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Originally Posted by zeppelinsmoker

lol.... so today i was chill'n at my house on lake lawrence with my friend and we've smoke about awww.... two fat ass bowls out of my week old pipe.... hha each bowl was like a gram... so anyways.... after smoking he said... he watch... sooo... i watched ... he jumped off the deck... and started fucking throwing god damb rocks at me.... fucking eh i said to myself... since some rocks were quite large...! so he was throwing rocks at me and my pipe was still smoking laying there helpless on the table.... then this god sized rock comes flying in and just fucking CRACKS my pipe right in half!!!! i mean just that slow-motion matrix's shit.... after it popped.... i really didn't know what to do.... i was like Nathan!!! you fucking bitch you broke my pipe!!!! sooooooooo.... he felt bad and is now going to buy my a new glass pipe or a new mini glass bong... sooo what should i get....?
lol.... the pipe was named big blue.... if you wanted to know... to say alittle prayer for it... if you are i thank you ...lol wow its like 9:00 sooooo im going to finish the rest of my roaches.... alll 8 of them.... to every one...... peace :mad:

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yea just like the asshole who broke the bong me and my ~dead~ brother used to smoke out of ALL the time, promised to give me money back + extra to make up for the loss... soon afterwards he stole 20$ from me and has never gave me either... i say tell him he's got 3 days, then after that (assuming he's not underage and your 18+) beat the living shit out of him... some people just don't understand principals and guilt until it's forcibly applied to them...

Why exacly was he throwin rocks at you? sounds like a moron.

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Originally Posted by Justin.J

Why exacly was he throwin rocks at you? sounds like a moron.

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probably i bet one of his first times getting baked"his friend"

That would make sence.. Maybe i'm just old fashan but when me and my friends smoke we don't try to injure each other.