Random Stoned Thoughts

(The following is typed completely from the top of my head)

I just saw this commercial... "The guy who invented sliced bread... didn't invent bread... he didn't invent slicing... he just combined them"

Think about it people, sliced bread kicks ass. You can't make sandwiches without sliced bread, you'd use the whole damn loaf and look like a retard. Bread alone is kickass, and slicing alone is kickass, and putting them together makes them even MORE kickass. THEN YOU ADD TOMATO AND MEAT AND STUFF AND MAKE A KICKASS SANDWICH!!

So adding shit to shit makes shit more kickass?
(stoner math)
S¹+S²+S³=Super Cool

Hmm.,. What if we take something super cool like a pipe but with a hella fat chamber but with water in it so the smok.... fuck that's a bubbler nevermind

wouldn't it be cool to be a fish? You just float there all day opening and closing your mouth with crystal clear water flowing all around you and just being like... "fish man... just be a fish"

That reminds me of this time in Pre-Calc class, we came up with the word "frosting"
It's like Chilling to the extreme. Being so lazy that it almost hurts. You'd be a frosted fish man...

So like, North Korea's got missiles now, eh? Why would they fire them at us anyway? Mutual assured destruction... No one's crazy enough to fire. I don't want to start any debates, next subject.

Have you ever seen the original Batman Movie from like 1966 with Adam West? There's this scene where he's hanging from a helicopter over the ocean and this shark like swallows his whole leg, so he starts kicking it and stuff, then yells "Robin, give me the shark repellent bat-spray." WHAT THE HELL IS SHARK RELEPPENT?! rofl..

I think I'm about done for now. I like to tell stories when I'm high, but my high is already kinda fading :X

you must be stoned bro.
:stoned:

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Originally Posted by Billionfold

Why is something carried by a car clalled a shipment, and something carried by a ship called cargo?

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Oh damn, now that's a good one. What about where everything started.

whered i put the zoodles!!! i love zoodles. amazing stoner food. lasagna's in the oven :D cant wait! aw MAN! zoodles on bread. spectacular!

I'd like to think that over the years of the existance of loaves of bread, that somewhere, someone would have thought of it. Since no one needs a whole damn loaf, they would eventually just tear some off, then leading to slicing in the near future.

Haha, okay I just re-read that last sentence, and now I know it's time for bed. What the hell was I talking about ? : )

Oh, uhh, I think the point of it all was that human beings are the most advanced and intelligent creatures, so something like slicing bread would have been discovered sooner or later. Haha, there I go again. :p

alcohol was invented by cave men eating old fruit

did you know that slinky was invented by accident. this dude was tryin to invent a way to get rid of motion sickness on boats and shit right. so he's experimentin with springs and shit, then his 14 year old retarded son comes on in his little lab thang right, and grabs the spring and slinkies that hoe. and when i say slinkies it, you know goddamned well what slinkying is. when you grab one end in each hand and drop one hand lower than the other and repeat and yeah its a verb slinkying motherfuckers. total fuckin accident, no shit

I think Benjamin Franklin was stoned out of his head when he
decided to fly a kite in a lighting storm.

DUDE, WTF!!!!! YOUR AVATAR IS FUCKING CRAZY!!! THAT SHIT IS TRIPPIN ME OUT!!! THAT'S FUCKING AWESOME!!!