I need some intense help

I got a drug test tomorrow, I've smoked :rasta: pretty often this summer and I've been drinking a lot of water and cranberry juice with lemonjuice in it to try and flush out my system. Somebody told me that if I take a cap of Clorox and put it in a tall glass of milk the night before that it would work. Somebody also told me that if I drink 2 quarts of surejel 2 hours before the test and another glass 30 minutes before that that would work. So which would be my best bet?

when was the last time u smoked though?

Like...2 days ago...

I'm fucked...

sorry man, only thing i can tell u is to drink plenty of water and maybe try buying some of this shit in the grocery store that supposively keeps all the thc in u long enuff to pass. forgot the name but i read about it on here, goodluck.