haha so i smoke two bowls and get my self a little messed up, and i'm having a good time watching the toons, when the munchies kick in. So i ride my bike over to chipotle (favorite food place EVER) and get the usuall huge ass burrito with all my shit in it, and the lady must have known that i was high or something and she started talking to me in spanish (i took spanish in school but i dont speak it) so i couldnt understand her, and she was fucking iwth me so much.
Had i been not totally fucked up maybe i would have understood a few words and known what she was saying, but i just stared at her and laughed my ass off while she yapped away in spanish. Well i wanted my damn burrito so i wanted to end it, so i finally said "ME GUSTO ANDREW" which means anything but my name is andrew. It means i like Andrew. She stopped talking and gave me my burrito, and i went home a happy and quite confused little boy.
It was funny though, when she was talking to me in spanish the first time i realized it was like i fell off the face of the earth and came back again and she was talking to me in spanish, i don't remember ordering the burrito or getting to that point. But it was really cool and relaxing.
Then when i got out of chipotle i saw my mom's car and i unwrapped my burrito and poored it all over the car(something i wouldnt have done had i not been stoned), and it looked so fucking funny seeing the steak and cheese and sour cream and tomatos and all that shit all over the car. Then i went back into chipotle to buy a new one to eat. This time the lady left me alone because i'm pretty sure she thinks i'm retarded. Actually.
Have a nice day all!
