Why does getting arrested blow chunks?

Ohhh the paperwork.

Nothing more then a boring, June night three miscreant teenagers get together in an effortless attempt to make there boring night not so borning.Use your imagination.Jump story.That late night/early morning I find myself distressing a burned out cop while striving to make my drunken personage, not so obvious in the process of taking a mug shot.Fuck that.Jump story again.That night I go home sick of my wannabe, debased, teenage lifestyle.I want changes.I need to make changes.Easier said then done while i'm drunk, high, and on some unfamiliar pill that surprised the hell out of me.Jump story again.2 court dates,about 23 hours of community service while still counting,and 2 probation office visits later I find myself not in a sense of regret but more pissed off then ever.

Sign a release form.A release form that actually allows me to clean up a high way for some people who did not agree with my "dishonorable" actions in a city that is held just as accountable for my "dishonorable" actions as I was to consume alchohol and smoke some bud in the first place.A city that fucking sucks and revolves around nothing more then property, a stupid sport, and the almighty dollar.Actually what city DOSN'T revolve around such things nowadays anway.Sign a release form that denies my mom rights from sueing the probation office, because in the event, according to my P.O, I decide to play "chicken" with an oncomming truck and die they can not be held responsible.Crafty.

So in the event I'm bored out of my mind, get drunk, high, and caught they bombard me with court dates,paper work, and probation.As a result on a hot, burdensome day I find myself picking up trash along side the high way and in the event I was SMART ENOUGH TO NOT PLAY CHICKEN WITH AN ONCOMMING TRUCK, but the driver of the vehicle was not smart enough to call a cab after a few beers and finds himself hitting me, its no ones fault but my own for getting drunk.God damnit.Discipline or compassion for the humanity of a lost 16 year old?

Yeah, I'm lazy.

Did I learn anything? Does anyone ever learn anything from having a misfortune like this on there time? Does probation,lectures, and waking up early for court dates demonstrate anything? Yeah.Well to me.Don't get caught next time.

cant enjoy the strip search by the same gendered cop much.....at least I dont

Damn that BLOWS. I feel bad for you man I really do. But that's life, it fucks you and while you're just barely recovering it will fuck you again.

So what's the story exactly, how'd you get a cop all up in your face? Doesnt seem like you were pulled over.