Karma served with a laddle...a big one...

Karma reared it's head last night at my buddies house. Who was this karma dealt to you ask...one of my dealers...the least respectable one of them all. This guy is something else. He's supposed to be an old childhood friend of mine/ours we all went to the same school all our lives and still hang out today. But he is simply put the most selfish, self-centered, douchebag we know. Basically we tolerate him as little as we have to to get hooked up. He's a power tool in every sense....a big one...like a dewalt hammer drill...corded not the cordless. He's "that" guy. The guy who stares at himself in the mirror at the gym trying to flex and tense certain muscles...even though he's a scrany bitch. The guy who tells you about a sweet new game he got then plays it for 3 hours and never offers to pass on the controller. The guy who hops into the rotation of the bowl and always try to get out of matching. try's to cheat on his girl all the time and pulls it off maybe once or twice a year..and one was a prostitute. I could go on simply put he acts as if it's his world and quite frankly we're all just fortunate enough to be in it. He never helps with anything ever like helping a friend move, picking them up, help clean up after a party. But he always calls us asking for favors. And when we call him out on it he'll sit there and make up 30 excuses to justify his douchieness. then there's weed. We know he get's zips for $240 of usually good bud nothing extrordinary but ocassionally he will. he usually sells for $50 but we've found so many bags short that it's sickening. He told a kid it was dense bud and when we threw it on the scale it was 2.4 grams. 1.1 short!!! Then this guys supposed best friend's cousin needs a bag and it's shit that he was trying to sell us for $55 he sells to this guy for $65!! What I'm getting at is once again thinking only of himself trying to save a little bud here, make an extra $10 here. Politics or anything can not be discussed with this guy. He'll state his radical Michael Moore approach to things and say that's how it is. You're opinion doesn't matter cause he watched farenheit 911 and knows everything now. Nothing can be discussed maturely. I could write a book but I'll stop vent on him and let ya in on what happened.

So me and a few buddies are chillin out drinkin a few beers with a couple ladies. well one of these ladies happens to be DB's (douchebag's) girlfriend. everyone always says there gonna nail her to get back at DB for reaching the pinnacle of douchedom. so the night goes on everyone is getting drunk. We say goodbye to one of my friends who's in the Corps and go downstairs to smoke and play some 360. So at this moment in time DB's girl is upstairs and both her other friends had left. She's in one of my buddie's rooms. Well he comes down shaking his head saying oh man I coulda had it blah blah blah. And he loads up a bowl we smoke that and he goes back upstairs only to return seconds later with eyes the size of dinner plates. He sits down and is like "he is totally sealing the deal with her right now." He said he went upstairs and she wasn't in his room anymore and dudeman's door is closed, lights off, and the dog is outside the door. So we all bust up laughing and keep playing trying to figure out what is exactly going and we play some more games. My one buddy is talking like he's all pissed off about but can't help be happy and laugh. So it starts getting late and as I'm leaving walking to my car all I can hear are the moans of db's gf getting worked bye dudeman. And I can't help but smile. Man I'm still smiling too funny. It couldn't have happened to anyone more deserving. so this bowl is for you mr. douchebag dealer's girlfriend fucker!

Well that IS the Ultimate payback/karma you could give a man, But if his GF is that loose chances are shes already fucking every guy in town.

Why not cut him off? Bleed out his cash flow.. That's why he's living and selling. The biggest payback is to cut him off from your funds. Unless you just cannot find a better hook-up.

Yeah we only use him when we have to, but we don't like doing it. or when he gets some good shit.

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Like duke said before, his women is probably a ho and has been hit by everyone and their cousin. Now...you really wanto to get back at him...You post a message on CraigsList looking for gay sex. Setup a phoney e-mail address to talk to people. Then, set something up and direct them to his house. It usually turns out to be a pretty funny scene.

hahahaha ohhh man that'd be almost too funny...I'll think about it.