Post the most awkward moment(s) you have ever had. Makes for a good thread and a sense of community.
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Post the most awkward moment(s) you have ever had. Makes for a good thread and a sense of community.
trying to convince my housemates dad that the big green bong he'd just kicked over was a decorative vase.
and i would have gotten away with it too if my other housemate hadn't started giggling uncontrollably.
My dad: "So you think I don't know what marijuana smells like?"
I was in my hot tub with 5 gorgeous girls as a party I had was winding down. I was feeling like a player and had them all captivated with one of my emensely exaggerated surfing stories. Right as im getting to the end I slipped a huge fart id been holding back for ages. I cut off the story mid sentence and watched in stunned horror at my fart bubble emerging which drew all theyre attention to it. We all just sat there silently for a few moments before they began to leave.
Bahahaha :dance:Quote:
Originally Posted by NextLineIsMine
My best friend (at the time) walked into a bedroom in his house to see his girl friend sitting on my lap with her legs wrapped round me opening a pack of condoms... that was actually pretty funny lol
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Originally Posted by ghandi
thats really cold dude
It was a coincidence tbh, we weren't actually up to anything... she had her legs round me 'cause id just carried her upstairs n the condoms where on the bed already she was just fiddling with them haha
i was really high and i went to a restauran and this old guy walks in and i made eye contact with him and didnt know what to do so i just started talkin to him. I hate when that happens.
One time my (ex)boyfriend and I were having sex and once we were finished, he normally trots off to the bathroom to discard the condom and stuff like that. Well, this one time he left his room wearing only a condom, it was red in fact.. and I left his room in just panties. lol.
We were really thirsty and we knew that none of his roommates were home.. not thinking that anyone else could be there. So before putting on any clothes, or him taking off the condom, we just waltzed into the kitchen... and about halfway through the living room, we hear someone going 'umm... hi guys.' Yeah, apparently one of our friends had crashed on the living room couch the night before and he was awake... and we had no idea that he was there. lol :dance:
Definately awkward. :D