What am I doing wrong?

I decided to smoke weed for the first time today. I think I might have done something wrong, because I didn't get high. I used a pipe, and I took a hit and then breathed in again to inhale. I don't think the smoke even got to my lungs, as I just felt it burning my throat. When I smoke cigarettes, I can easily suck the smoke into my lungs, and I feel it in my lungs. I tried to inhale as deep as I can, but for some reason it seemed like the smoke was just stuck in my throat. I was a bit nervous, so that could be why. I did feel lightheaded for a while though.

You need to pull a little bit harder on a pipe than a cig.

I couldnt actually smoke a pipe properly the first time I tried. I was smoking it like a cig, and was wondering why I wasnt getting anything out of it.
Just suck it like a cock.

^^Bad advise...

Unless uve actually sucked a cock (i summe u havent, unless your gay... ) I say try out a joint, since your so used to ciggarettes, you can hit them exactly like cigs... go up from there.

pipes are a bit harsh to begin on. i suggest getting the bowl going with a few quick intakes then inhale slow and steady for about three seconds. then hold for three and exhale. the slower the inhalation the cooler the smoke.

Some people don't get high the first time / first couple of times.

Just keep smoking

Do hot knives or buckets, then tell me you aint high... that is if you can still type properly lol

I figured the pipe wasn't working for me, so I tried a joint. I actually may have had a bit too much. I started out feeling lightheaded and a bit confused. Then, I put a cough drop in my mouth, and my mouth went numb. When I moved the cough drop around in my mouth, I felt a trail of numbness following. I then decided to lay down and listen to music, but I realized I left my mp3 player downstairs, and I was too lazy to get it. I decided to burn some CDs, which was fun, but took a while. Then, the amazing part began when I laid in bed. I put the headphones on, and I felt myself sinking into the bed. I felt like I was in one of those memory foam beds, but sunk down like ten feet. The coolest part was that I could actually feel the music coming through the wire from the headphones. I actually felt like I was part of the music. I was able to feel every emotion in every part of the song. I also felt a bizarre feeling, like my face kept changing shape. I closed my eyes and felt as if I was a tree in the forest, and millions of huge trees were blooming around me. I felt the happiest feeling ever, as the trees continued to grow and push me up as the music continued. About an hour and a half later, I went to the kitchen and cleared out about half the refrigerator. After that, I laid in bed and went to sleep. All I have to say is, weed is totally not overrated.

CONGRATS!!! You Got High

YAY~!! That's cool that you got high. The first time i smoked weed i didn't get high either. It sucked, and my bro and his gf were high cause they did it before. Second time i didn't get high either, but the third time i was stoned as hell! :D So yeah, takes time i guess to break your censors in. Pipes i agree are harsh to start on. They burn your throat badly. I used to have a small bong and that thing would give me good hits and not burn that much. I liked it, but i wasn't in love with it.