The most annoying thing you ever did to someone while you were blazed!

I set someones sock on fire while he was wearing it.



I put it out though....it must have been a flamable sock.....his whole foot went ablaze

uhhh nothing im chill when i blaze
but i ball tapped somone and i think weed and that dont like add up couse he cried

For a few months when I was in the Army, I had a bodyguard to protect me from a Turkish family trying to kill me (long story), another soldier, a Latino guy, who was mostly pretty cool. But he was getting kinda arrogant one night, and he said, "Hit me, hard as you want, I can take it." So I elbowed him in the throat (a decent way to disable someone twice your size), and down he went coughing and gasping. Hey, he asked for it!

(Of course, when he got up, he was none too happy and beat my face against the iron railing on the balcony for a while. Amazing we got along so well!)

Yeah, when it comes to MJ I'm not that annoying. But once I kept calling my friend and I kept laughing and was like "I'm so high". Or maybe he called me..?

So whats this story with the turkish family?

yes yes do tell! And any other crazy army stories, you sound like you lead a very interesting life!!:D

usually im chill as fuck
but once i was at disneyland
and i was stoned as fuck
and it was back when i didnt really know how to handle my shit
i was in line for space mountain, i ran around the line
and whispered in peoples ears and shit
'the walkway is movin'
'were gonna fall'
'why is it moving?!??!?!'
and everyone was gettingg annoyed as fuck

i want to hear the turkish family story thing

Hells yeah man, tell us about the turkish family who tried to kill you...wow, that sounds so bad assed. "hey man, i once had an entire family trying to kill me...and they were turkish." :D

i once had a entire family consisting of about 100 asian kids